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Old Feb 17th, 2006, 07:21 PM        Bourbon and Water
Not a good mix, but it'll get yah drunk and it gives me less of an urge to vomit than straight bourbon.
It tastes like I am drinking from a used toilet though.
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Old Feb 18th, 2006, 12:48 PM       
If you add some sugar, a slice of lemon and some ice, then it would be a classic bourbon cocktail.
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Old Feb 19th, 2006, 03:10 PM       
just drink it straight ya goddamn sissies
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 09:02 PM       
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 09:42 PM       
I concur, drinking any alcoholic spirit mixed with water must add atleast 100 points to your homosexuality. 200 if its bacardi you are mixing, but then again I dont know if thats a spirit so you can ignore that last sentance if you want
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 10:04 PM       
bacardi is rum.

i always take mine straight. maybe chase it with ginger ale. but i don't dig mixing.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 10:37 PM       
i can drink 3 shots of 151 with no chaser you guys i'm cool
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Old Feb 23rd, 2006, 10:49 PM       
I chugged about three shots of bourbon from a flask, and it didn't stay down for a full minute. I love the stuff, though.
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 04:51 AM       
and one time i chewed up a half-dozen altoids and then took a shot of 101 proof peppermint schnapps

it was invigorating
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 07:11 AM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 07:33 AM       
Whiskey is good in coffee and mint julips because it compliments the other flavors. Other than that, it should be consumed straight, lest you defeat the purpose of drinking anything besides pure ethanol in your pansy concoctions.

So far I think that Bourbon is my favorite whiskey, with Irish being close in second. I haven't sampled that many recently, so I've probably forgot to tell the difference. Cheap whiskey just tastes cheap, though.
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 12:20 PM       
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and one time i chewed up a half-dozen altoids and then took a shot of 101 proof peppermint schnapps

it was invigorating
I did the same thing but with the whole tin

in fact it was three tins and each one warrented a different flavor of schnapps together in the same glass
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 12:23 PM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2006, 03:41 PM       
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