Admiral Sea Legs: things are looking pretty grim, cartman
GrimCartman1: and who would this be?
Admiral Sea Legs: Mr. Vagiclean
Admiral Sea Legs: HOT PANTS!
GrimCartman1: ah, hello
GrimCartman1: whats up
Admiral Sea Legs: wow
Admiral Sea Legs: i already forgotten who you are
GrimCartman1: Immortal Goat
Admiral Sea Legs: oh
Admiral Sea Legs: hi hickman
GrimCartman1: no, hickman's my brother. He's at camp for pretty much the entire summer
Admiral Sea Legs: summer camps
GrimCartman1: yeah, he's working at one
Admiral Sea Legs: i was going to say, he could be in for a real awful waffle
GrimCartman1: cuz of the weather?
Admiral Sea Legs: no
GrimCartman1: we have crappy weather right now
Admiral Sea Legs: thats when they put syrup on the conselors stomach
GrimCartman1: oh, yeah, been years since I saw Salute your shorts
Admiral Sea Legs: summer camp is for real jerks sometimes
Admiral Sea Legs: Frankie Delone pushed me down the stairs and then him and Mark Owens pissed on me
GrimCartman1: it's a scout camp, so I don't know if that counts for or against the jerk-o-meter
Admiral Sea Legs: there a big decrease in homosexuality though
GrimCartman1: true, so thats a comfort
Admiral Sea Legs: youll never see them marching in a gay pride parade
GrimCartman1: true. just every other parade that passes by
Admiral Sea Legs: two questions
Admiral Sea Legs: well three
GrimCartman1: ok
GrimCartman1: shoot
Admiral Sea Legs: 1. How do they cram all that gram into golden grahms?
Admiral Sea Legs: 2. WHy do kids like apple jacks if they dont taste like apples
Admiral Sea Legs: 3. What do kids like about cinnamon toast crunch? The tanlines?
GrimCartman1: 1. very carefully
GrimCartman1: 2. they just do
Admiral Sea Legs: oh the 3rd ones gonna getcha
GrimCartman1: 3. it's the cinnamon-sugar swirls all over every bite
Admiral Sea Legs: dammit
Admiral Sea Legs: foiled again
GrimCartman1: lol
Admiral Sea Legs: your cereal knowleage is fantastic
GrimCartman1: yes, i pride myself on my knowledge of TV commercial trivia
Admiral Sea Legs: but riddle me this, who's cuckoo for cukcoo pops?
GrimCartman1: Sonny
Admiral Sea Legs: Sonny-of-a-bitch!
Admiral Sea Legs: how man scoops are there in rasin brand
GrimCartman1: 2 scoops
Admiral Sea Legs: How man bowls of corn flakes does it take to match the zinc in total?!?
GrimCartman1: SHIT, that's a toughy. ummm, 3?
Admiral Sea Legs: hahaha
Admiral Sea Legs: 10
GrimCartman1: DAMMIT!
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Admiral Sea Legs: ill give you a bonus question to revive your dignigty
Admiral Sea Legs: Honey Nut Cherrios Lowers
GrimCartman1: cholesterol
Admiral Sea Legs: who's cholesterol?
GrimCartman1: your
Admiral Sea Legs: you sir, have won
GrimCartman1: YAY! what do I win?
Admiral Sea Legs: a goofy looking sppon with the robber from Cookie Crisp on it
GrimCartman1: DAMN! you remember the robber? I was so pissed when they got rid of him and just kept the stupid dog!
Admiral Sea Legs: one time i ate it and i got sonic the headghog pogs with it
Admiral Sea Legs: remember sonic hes back, in pog form
GrimCartman1: sweet. i miss good sonic games. and pogs.
Admiral Sea Legs: i liked the old ones
GrimCartman1: AND THAT LINE WAS FOR ALF!
Admiral Sea Legs: theres probably no such thing
Admiral Sea Legs: i also have burger king kids club pogs
Admiral Sea Legs: but i lost them all in a heated pog battle with the bow who had tanformer pogs
GrimCartman1: i had one of those tube holders for pogs that was seriously about 4 feet long
GrimCartman1: that sucks
Admiral Sea Legs: *boy with transformer
GrimCartman1: i just lost mine
Admiral Sea Legs: thats when i hit rock bottom
Admiral Sea Legs: and i had to get help for my addiction
GrimCartman1: did you find the Lawrd while you was in dat treatmend?
Admiral Sea Legs: yeah but he was a in a form of a the thick flip pogs, and they had to put me down
GrimCartman1: was your nurse's name Radditch?
Admiral Sea Legs: this wasnt no cuckoo's nest, this was a serious treatment center
Admiral Sea Legs: i stole the tv
Admiral Sea Legs: did some offtime
Admiral Sea Legs: now im ACK IN SCHOOL and while the faces amy of changed, the hassels are just the same
Admiral Sea Legs: *back
GrimCartman1: I've been meaning to ask you something
GrimCartman1: why is your father stuck in the same position all the time?
Admiral Sea Legs: he moves when you dont look
GrimCartman1: Ohhhh. I see. wait, i guess I don't.
GrimCartman1: you should turn this into one of those "Interesting AIM conversation" threads
Admiral Sea Legs: met
Admiral Sea Legs: i dont know
Admiral Sea Legs: people are still on the edge of the whole banning situation
Admiral Sea Legs: they dont take too kindly to my off beat wackiness
GrimCartman1: we havent said anything offensive, tho
GrimCartman1: oh, wait, that bit about homosexuals in scout camp could be considered offensive
GrimCartman1: but actually, it's just stating a fact
GrimCartman1: so maybe not
Admiral Sea Legs: i dont know
Admiral Sea Legs: a little rsque
Admiral Sea Legs: *risque
Admiral Sea Legs: crap i lost the eintre chat
Admiral Sea Legs: i xed it out
GrimCartman1: i still got it
Admiral Sea Legs: then you send it out to the peoples
GrimCartman1: you mean make it a thread?
Admiral Sea Legs: you make it sound like a dangerous thing to do
GrimCartman1: No, i just didn't know from your instructions to "Send it our to the peoples" whether you wanted me to make it a thread or to make pamphlets and stand on a street corner like one of those "THE END IS A_COMMIN!" people
Admiral Sea Legs: either way would be fantastic with me
GrimCartman1: I'll warm up the presses.
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