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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 11:35 PM        Swine: Secret Weapon Against Islamic Terror?
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 12:08 AM       
Line the country with pig fat and they won't have to worry about the muslims ever again

Don't the jews think that the pig is and unclean animal, too
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 12:28 AM       
I am guessing as long as the pig pieces don't lunge themselves into the Jews' mouth after the explosion, it wouldn't be much of an obstruction to the promised land
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
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Don't the jews think that the pig is and unclean animal, too
Yeah, but they aren't the ones going around blowing up buses.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 07:14 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
it was good enough for Black Jack Pershing.....
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 11:00 PM       
the important thing is why this thread isnt in the new/politics forum
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
They should have tons o' pigs aboard airplanes, in public buildings, on the subway, at sporting events, around the president, etc etc
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 01:00 AM       
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They should have tons o' pigs aboard airplanes - around the president, etc etc
I agree. We should smear pig fat all over the president, strap a dead pig to him, and drop him out of an airplane over the desert. Them desert critters would love to taste some prime US sovereign meat.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 01:31 AM       
Along with every president that ever served. Except for Ron.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 03:52 AM       
While it may have been effective for Pershing on one occasion, modern Muslims are taught that something like this is of no concern as long as it's a) involuntary, as in used for torture, or b) in the line of holy duty, as in stepping on a pig while blowing themselves up. The vermin have proven quite resilient, and you can say what you want about their blind faith but they're not stupid enough to lose a war because the Jews tried to exploit a dogmatic loophole.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 06:19 PM       
I don't know, I still bet everything would be better covered in pig fat. I'm suprised that Homeland security didn't think of it
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:19 PM       
The story saysthe buss will be lined in Pig "Fat" not the pigs themselves and since pig fat probably isn't alive the Islams would just go Boom anyway. Wouldn't they?

I think they sould have LIVE pigs because theyr not aloud to touch LIVE pigs.
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