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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 09:11 PM        Anyone up for some bathroom poetry?
I read some funny bathroom poetry on a site called www.funnyjunk.com and I would like to spread it. Here's one.

"Here I sit, I'm at a loss
Trying to shit out taco sauce
And as I sit, I hope and pray
That I don't blow my ass away!

Hope you liked that, because there's more where that came from!
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 09:13 PM       
MEATMAN better praise this shit, after what you did in his thread. :/
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
Here's another.

"You are lucky
That you had your chance
I tried to fart
And shit my pants!"
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 09:17 PM       
Good poetry is like, SO hard to find anymore.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 09:29 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 10:51 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 11:01 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 11:31 PM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 12:07 AM       
here I sit so lonely hearted
came to shit but only farted :/
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 12:11 AM       
They paint these stalls to cover my pen
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 12:49 AM       
there is one really dumb one in my schools bathroom that reads "go to school high, take the test high, get high scores" :/
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 12:52 AM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 04:27 AM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2004, 07:41 AM       
down by the old mill tree
she showed her thing to me
it was furry and black
and she called it her crack
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