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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 10:33 AM       
I don't think she'd let me do that...

She's not that interested. She just talks to me occasionally. I don't think she meant to suggest anything by crawling up to me, since she was already on the floor. If she did, she probably only did so in order to get help with her science work.

Although now that I think about it, there are a few more girls that I think I might have a chance with that I am interested in. One of them rubbed her ass all over my crotch last year, but I wasn't the only guy she did that too (I saw her do it to one other guy, so I imagine it was a dare or something of the sort)...

As for the main girl... I'll just have to see how it goes. She may not have a crush on me, but attraction doesn't magically disappear. Maybe I'll try her in my senior year or something.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 10:36 AM       
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Who says you need her permission? Fuck her in the ass anyway, you 90210 carbon copy dickless peice of shit
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 01:29 PM       
Girls don't magically get attracted without the guy actually doing something, OAO. They're just happy because of things that don't include you, and oblivious to your constant misinterpretations of the slightest crap they do. Like they'll be for the rest of their lives.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 01:37 PM       
Chojin, that has to be the dumbest post I've ever seen in my life. Of course girls randomly get attracted to people. Everyone gets randomly attracted to people.

It's pretty obvious that the girl used to like me, and was physically attracted to me. I'm assuming that physical attraction isn't as fickle as a crush. I don't find a girl who I used to like unattractive just because the stronger affection has faded.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 01:44 PM       
although actions alone don't cause attraction, i think you're wrong about the randomness of anything. also, physical attractions and "crushes" alike are of a transient nature.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 01:46 PM       
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Sometimes, if I'm thinking romantic thoughts, I sneeze. And my hands get all sweaty. Get past that, and it's an open road.
You must have a fun time masturbating.. :atchoo:
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 02:22 PM       
Uh huh. And girls express this random attraction by smiling at you in the hallway, then talking to their friends about you following them places.

I see I'm clearly out-matched in terms of experience here. Allow me to respectfully 'bow out' of the pathetic, over-interpreted social circumstances that are other peoples' common decency and your throbbing, passionate love life.

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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 02:47 PM       
What girl are we talking about here? We are talking about the main one in this thread, right?

I posted experiences which are far more than smiles. You have to be extremely thick-headed to think that someone who calls you hot right in front of you, wants you to be all hers (again, said to your face), is constantly trying to get you to dance with her, and, instead of denying that she likes you after her friends says so right in front of her, tells you to go away because if I stayed it would throw her boyfriend into a rage of jealousy, has no sexual interest in you at all.

You make it sound like she never paid the slightest bit of attention to me during this time, which is simply false. You'd have to be an idiot to think that if you had actually experienced this.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 03:10 PM       
Your not understanding that she probably did this with 30 other guys. Girls do that, they give you attention for awhile and then move onto something else.

And of course, the guy still feels attached and takes it as a rejection. Meanwhile she's forgotten your name.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 03:21 PM       
You're also mistaking attention for attraction. Just because a girl looks in your direction, it doesn't mean she wants to marry you. Just because she talked to you a few times, it doesn't mean she wants to have you babies.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
Actually, she remembered my name.

Anyway... a year apart, without any contact, and she was still a little into me? I'm not saying that means anything now, but at least I know that I gave a good impression.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 03:48 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 04:46 PM       
Half of this thread is you, OAO, assuring everyone here on the boards that she likes you, citing specific examples.

The other half of this thread consists of everyone else on said boards, saying nothing more than a collective "NUH-UH!"

You do see a problem with this, don't you?

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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 04:53 PM       
Uh, if you have all these earth-shattering examples of why she's infatuated with you, why did you even bring up that she smiled-at-you-once-this-one-time-one-day-but-it-could-have-been-an-accident?
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 05:04 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 05:30 PM       
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Half of this thread is you, OAO, assuring everyone here on the boards that she likes you, citing specific examples.

The other half of this thread consists of everyone else on said boards, saying nothing more than a collective "NUH-UH!"

You do see a problem with this, don't you?

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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 05:52 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 06:02 PM       
If I ever find a guy who might be interested in me, I'm definately gonna have sex with his ass. And kick him in the nuts, too. You just can't let that sort of opportunity go by.

Even if she did like you, though, there's no certainty that she still does. Either way, you've got to atleast ask.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 06:44 PM       
Why dont you just ask one of them? :?
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 06:57 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 07:47 PM       
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Actually, she remembered my name.
Well that's different. Grab a fistful of condoms and tell her to meet you at the Holiday Inn in an hour.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 07:50 PM       
...and lets not forget those finger protectors too.

Just to be safe.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 08:02 PM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 08:19 PM       
I have indeed heard this.

Normally the accusations seem to come from the vector (s) that tend to type with one hand.

Frankly I couldn't fart loud enough to express my lack of concern over it. :/
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 08:21 PM       
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