Hey, my friend joined recently.

[ultra perfect cell]

Zach, who has asked a few quistions in the past, with some encouraging decided to join. His name? JasonVorhees. I need him to start posting. He's gonna call me in a little though.

[Sam]

THAT'S ALL FINE AND DANDY, BUT WILL HIS MOTHER ALSO BE POSTING?

[Matt Harty]

THANK YOU FOR CREATING A THREAD JUST TO TELL US THAT. WE ALL CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT YOUR FRIEND BECAUSE ANYBODY WHO'S FRIENDS WITH YOU HAS TO BE COOL.

[DamnthatDavid]

I shit my pants I was so excited.

[Supafly345]

See, this is the loophole in the system to getting around the "Don't make a 'Hi I'm New' thread" rule.

[Evil Robot]

Shut up, you don't have any freinds. Your just anoucing a charecter your going to create and now both your screen names are on my shit list.

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

See, this is the loophole in the system to getting around the "Don't make a 'Hi I'm New' thread" rule.

The point is so the person doesn't get flamed. I guess the loophole worked as we're being very warm towards UPC and his newcomer right?

[ted-core]

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

I shit my pants I was so excited.

at least I wasnt the only one

[MEATMAN]

Originally Posted by ted-core

at least I wasnt the only one

That's nothing. I need to disinfect my computer now. I sprayed it everywhere.

[DamnthatDavid]

You know, I'm glad I didn't win that contest.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by MEATMAN

That's nothing. I need to disinfect my computer now. I sprayed it everywhere.

hahaha i too shit my pants guys anybody else hahhaha this is great

[Emu]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

hahaha i too shit my pants guys anybody else hahhaha this is great

i had a colonectemy once

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by Emu

i had a colonectemy once

And I quoted a thread that had people talking about crapping their pants deep within it.

[Spectre X]

[center:7a544749c9]YOUR FRIEND SUCKS, CELL![/center:7a544749c9]

[Command Prompt]

If this message board was a fraternity it would be DELTA UPSILON because any crippled homo off the street can walk in and join

Shit, the audience for that joke ain't on here. Oh well, do the research, I'm too fucking lazy to explain.

[ultra perfect cell]

Fuck you, Spectre X, you goddamn juggalo! Get back to sodomizing your ho's and go to hell. Bastard. LOck this thread. I was just introducing my friend. I'm waiting for his first post. Only put this up 'cause I just wanted you to know who he is. LOCK THE THREAD! PUT IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY! PLEASE!

[Matt Harty]

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[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by ultra perfect cell

Fuck you, Spectre X, you goddamn juggalo! Get back to sodomizing your ho's and go to hell. Bastard. LOck this thread. I was just introducing my friend. I'm waiting for his first post. Only put this up 'cause I just wanted you to know who he is. LOCK THE THREAD! PUT IT OUT OF IT'S MISERY! PLEASE!

OH WOW YEAH YOU GOT ME THERE!

[Matt Harty]

you goddamn juggalo!

[ScruU2wice]

D-D-Do I conduct with my penis?

[Studio8]

His name? JasonVorhees

[AChimp]

Friendless Cell

[kellychaos]

Not only did this lick-knob create a "Hi! I'm new!" thread for himself but now he's also opening up the doors for his friend in the same fashion. Oh, your friend will be quite welcome indeed, sir.

For those of you scoring at home, I also created a "Hi! I'm new?" thread after I registered.

[sadie]

i don't know who this cell person is, but he calls himself "ultra perfect," which means he's obviously a moron. case closed.

[kellychaos]

Simple as that! :vinth