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Old Aug 4th, 2005, 08:32 PM        Grandpa's lookin' for love
OK so my maternal grandpa has been divorced for about 10 years or so, and now he wants to be back on the dating scene :o

My Mom and one of my uncles are over at his house eargerly taking pictures of him so he could register on a Jewish dating site (I think it's j-date, but I'm not sure). Some suggested names I've heard from the rest of the family have been "Jewish_Stallion" and "Jewluvme?" and other cringe-inducing names. Now they're trying to recruit me to come up with names and/or suggestions as well, but I'm not all that enthusiastic about it.

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Old Aug 4th, 2005, 11:06 PM       
lol. the whole family's trying to marry him off.
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Old Aug 5th, 2005, 12:08 AM       
Ohhhh that makes so much sense...
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Old Aug 5th, 2005, 09:28 AM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2005, 10:23 AM       


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Old Aug 5th, 2005, 10:25 AM       
How much money has he got? I'll consider it.
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Old Aug 5th, 2005, 04:29 PM       
I find that very presumptuos.
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Old Aug 6th, 2005, 01:30 AM       
Well it turned out they couldn't figure out how to put him on that site so they just put him on match.com instead :/
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Old Aug 6th, 2005, 01:38 AM       
He's jewish. He's rich.
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