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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 12:57 PM       
Stop Jynxing it. I'm really starting to worry.

Anyway, I've been goin steady with her for four days and I already hit 2nd base!!!

Right Before I got on the boards last night, I started makin out.


Gimme a month.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 02:37 PM       
LOL

See how fast it's moving? She's going to fuck you in 2 days and leave.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 11:44 AM       
1 day *bites nails*
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 12:34 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 01:39 PM       
I've got a girl! A GIRL, PROTO! I'm not a fag.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 01:44 PM       
So did you nail her?

If so then congrats!!!

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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 07:04 PM       
Almost over.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 07:24 PM       
I thought second base was copping a feel.

FIRST base is making out.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 07:39 PM       
jesus christ, i still hate this forum

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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:16 PM       
I hope this girl isn't reading this forum. I sure feel for her right now.

Still and all, congrats to you and keep up the good work.

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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 07:38 AM       
SUCCESS!!! She still is with me!!!! I am still at second base, but probably in a month or two I'll nail 'er!!
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 09:45 AM       
You should bring her to this thread to celebrate!
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 10:11 AM       
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SUCCESS!!! She still is with me!!!! I am still at second base, but probably in a month or two I'll nail 'er!!
A MONTH or *TWO???*

*Yawn*

Step it up a bit yo. I'm on a time crunch here and I want all the details.

Really. I'm happy for you.

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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:42 AM       
Yeah, money. I gosta bounce and I ain't gots no time to be conversatin' and collaboratin' when your masturbatin' ain't satiatin'. Get down T, pull up to that bumper and slap that monkey. For realz ya'll.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 11:53 AM       
I'll talk to her tonight, maybe I'll get her to talk to you guys on the boards.
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 12:35 PM       
Make sure you show her this thread, though! When she hears of your plans to 'nail' her, it just might get her so hot and bothered that she jumps you right then and there! And then you could make a new thread while you're having sex about what it feels like!
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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 02:16 PM       
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Old Feb 10th, 2004, 12:11 PM       
I showed her the boards... she laughed, and I guess she took my plans to "nail her " well. She hasnt dumped me. (thank god.) but She doesnt want to talk on the boards.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 07:39 AM       
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yep. thats what she said!
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 08:36 AM       
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I showed her the boards... she laughed, and I guess she took my plans to "nail her " well. She hasnt dumped me. (thank god.) but She doesnt want to talk on the boards.
Jesus.

Your kidding right? You brought her here and had her read our advice to you?

First of all, now she knows how eager you are which takes a little mystique out of the big nasty. Then she sees your telling the entire board about everything. Now she knows you want her to participate in the big fuckaree between you two by posting about it here?

This is like the Jackass Movie in cyberspace.

Right on.

Hope it all flies for you, yo
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 08:46 AM       
I'm keeping my mouth shut. End of discussion.
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 08:55 AM       
Look Honey! I discussed our sex life on an internet message board with a bunch of strangers! Doesn't that make you feel special??
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Old Feb 11th, 2004, 01:52 PM       
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yep. thats what she said!
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