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Pram Maven · #76

The fact that you think you're a better writer than me is hilarious.

Can you write in 6/8?

HEY, KID,
YEAH, YOU
YOU THINK YOU GOT YOUR FACTS RIGHT
YA THINK YOU KNOW THE TRUTH

BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT I HAVE BEEN
AROUND FOR AS LONG AS YOUR DICK'S BEEN HANGIN'

I COULD RAP YOU INTO A CORNER AND THEN SOME
STUFF YOU WITH CHILI, AND PEPPERS AND DIM SUM

DON'T EVEN TRY TO STEP UP TO THE WORST
DISASTER WE KNOW AS PRAM MAVEN THE FIRST.

YOU'RE OWNED,
I'M DONE
I'M INTELLIGENT,
...and ...you're ...DONE.

Terra · #77

And lo!

Into the Land of Mock came the Dipshits. Whomsoever posted with assinine pictures and off the wall commentaries to cammoflage the fact that they were fucking

Stupid.

Stupid.

Stupid.

(Jesus Christ Chojin. I was banned for Internet Jihad. These clowns are making all of us ALL look bad. I mean what about our lurking guests fer chrissakes??? THIS IS HUMILIATING!!!)

Pram Maven · #78

Speak for yourself, Tera/Terra/cunt who got banned and disappointed all by coming back.

Womti · #79

her other name is Tara, you dumb shit.

Pram Maven · #80

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Originally Posted by dale

Womti · #81

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Originally Posted by Pram Maven

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Originally Posted by nose

yes nose, it is VERY entertaining when you show us photographs of your very first reaction to i-mockery. awww!

Terra · #82

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Originally Posted by Pram Maven

Speak for yourself, Tera/Terra/cunt who got banned and disappointed all by coming back.

He wrote with quivering lips and tears that fell upon the keyboard.

"How dare this cunt, this sleaze, this whore speak to me in condescending verbage. She who was banned and came forth as another identity, yet it was still her and who has the wherewithall to comfront ME! The lonely buttfuck who stumbled onto this pace of mirth and and joy and took everything as word verbatime!

This skank has NO idea of my faggotry and the means I would go to in order to sink my own prostrate in the ooze of lonliness!!"

This he said....

Pram Maven · #83

Learn to SPELL, for gunny sacks. Or at least use words properly.

It's PROSTATE, not PROSTRATE.

VERBATIM, not VERBA TIME!

...

VERBIAGE, not VERBAGE.

werewithal, not WHEREWITHALL.

CONFRONT, not COMFRONT

PLACE, not PACE.

Jesus Christ on a crutch with a rollerskate for balance.

I bet you couldn't even spell "pretention" correctly in a spelling bee, and you're more THAT than anything else here.

A real piece of illiterate work, to be sure.

Terra · #84

Hey I'm slightly buzzed what can I say?

But the point was made F#cktard.

And it looks like you got the point.

Pram Maven · #85

You type better the drunker you get, Terra Shitstrum.

Chojin · #86

Christ this got awful after I left. It is a dark day when I agree with Terra on who needs to shut the fuck up around here :<

That said, at least they're keeping it to mock wars and getting it out of their system. If it spreads to other forums I'll have to begin the lethal enforcing.

Pram Maven · #87

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Originally Posted by dale

it is VERY entertaining when I show them photographs of how my very first hemorrhoid operation was performed. Owww!

Moobs · #88

Ok seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP.

If your comebacks are black and white pictures and/or spotting a spelling error there's no point trying

ok so pleese shutt up. Look spelling errors, quick quote them before I edit them and prove to the world I suck at all things word related

I'm not coming back to this shitty thread, you people make me sick

Dole · #89

Oi, Maven. You are fucking tedious beyond belief, everyone hates you, so why not fuck off. And take these fucking willocks who have been indulging in this crap with you also. Jesus.

Pram Maven · #90

Oh, Dole, you're such an aging thing. Get out of my thread if ya can't take the heat. Or is that heart. I have plenty of that too.

Hey, you'll go away if I start chucking bottles at ya, right?

Well, what if they're filled with the piss and vinegar that I've been saving from all of your belch-offs over the past month?

Thought so.

Chojin · #91

PRAM MAVEN REALLY SETS THEM UP TO GET... I GUESS... SORTA GENERICALLY YELLED AT. YELLED DOWN.

Pram Maven · #92

Well, give me some shit I can work with.

Making fun of stupid highschoolers who store all of their testosterone on a hard drive is too easy. I want more of a challenge.

By the way, two weeks isn't very long, Chojin. Humped and dumped, am I right? Which one of you wore the lipstick and heels?

Chojin · #93

I think your assumptions on our other members are simply adorable, Maven. It's like how a toddler thinks everyone else must be a baby, too.

I'm going to offer you a clue. Just sorta surreptitiously slide it under the door.

Not everyone is a burgeoning youth beset on all sides by fabricated drama and stolen clichÃ©s; I realize that all comedy is borrowed, but at least learn how to apply it in a way that still makes it funny. You have all the anger, spirit, et al anyone could ever need - What you're lacking is any sort of substance beyond what kids called you before you had to be home-schooled.

They weren't doing it to be funny, Maven. They really hated you, Maven. Try to be funny, Maven.

Pram Maven · #94

Repeating my name like a psycho on loop, I see.

Er, read...

No matter.

I have better things to do than prove my comedic worth to someone who is my junior by five years. I've got scripts on the table... And music to make.

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*handing Chojin his self esteem*

This has been molding in my basement for the past month. I thought you would like to have it back before we parted ways. I stole it when you were looking up furry porn. Funny.. I had more time to complete the task than I knew what to do with.

And do brush your teeth at some point today; if they were any darker, someone might mistake your mouth for bits of rotting carrots. Hey, come to think of it, that's a lot like the newbie/baby food you make everyone eat. Only the carrots caked (CAKED! HAHA! THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE!) on your teeth aren't of the strained variety.

Here, have a slice.. Hell, have the whole thing. If you're still hungry, I'll give you a straight razor to scrape it off your plaquey maw and you can just eat it again.

Mmmm,

bad dental heigene...

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dentist appointment to go to. I'm not expecting that it will take long; I actually take CARE of my teeth.

PS: If the Pikachu card could talk, he'd call you a loser in his own special way.

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Oh, and if you didn't find any of this funny, then you must be dead inside, and I find that to be more hilarious than that can type.