I got into Co-op. :)

[AChimp]

They only accepted around 50 students to be in the computer science co-op program, so now that I'm in, I get to quit my gay grocery store job in a few months and go work for a company and start getting paid to be a geek AND get university credit for it.

[fartymowler]

Then when you finish University you will get offered a job in Toronto only to lose it and end up in a gay grocery with real gay people that like to fondle fruit.

[AChimp]

Yes... well... maybe I will meet chicks.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Chicks that are really guys dressed up like women.

[AChimp]

Well, I like to take relationships slow, so maybe I'll at least be fooled for a few months.

[Perndog]

Yes, working as a computer geek is a fantastic way to meet women. I told all my friends that, and they were so jealous that I knew this secret that they put me in a padded room so I couldn't go seduce their girlfriends with my geekly ways.

[The Retro Kat]

You really suck, you know that?