Why I love Canada.

[Captain Robo]

I'M SIMPLY MAD FOR A CANADIAN BURGER

[soundtest]

don't have a COW Captain Robo

edit: banning would be justified for this and i would take it like a man

[executioneer]

MAD COW, GET IT!

-willie

[executioneer]

BECAUSE I SURE DO

-willie

[AChimp]

OMG. I GET IT NOW.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3628

[Captain Robo]

We were helping AChimp get a joke.

Don't feel bad it was a hard joke to get

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by slapass

My town has a Tim Hortons....and thats about it.

Isn't that a prerequisite?

I think Mockery's hamburger joke was a reference to "mad cow disease". Just a guess, though.

[Zebra 3]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

Is this actually enforced or is this just a blue law?

First of all, the bylaw can be easily challenged on constitutional grounds. Secondly, not one single Kanata property owner has ever made an official complaint. All you keep getting is bullshit criticism from little assclowns that don't even own property in the area. So to answer your question, the answer is no, there wasn't ever a need to enforce the bylaw, and its now irrelevant because the city of Kanata is no more. It amalgamated with the city of Ottawa, and its bylaws no longer exists.

[Command Prompt]

jesus christ, only in ottawa can you get beat to death with an axe.

[FartinMowler]

I am kind of late on this subject but for god sakes I would eat a burger in any canadian city over a burger in a Buffalo strip mall. I still feel safe in my hospitals because I know that they are vigilant and will over come S.A.R.S and I even though Toronto is a boring city I feel safe and I look forward to a beer and swimming and fishing in Cottage country in the summer and knowing that Americans pay big bucks to fly up here to fish and I just have to drive a few hours north to see some of the most beautiful country in the world. Canada is rough around the edges but so are Canadians.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by C:\

jesus christ, only in ottawa can you get beat to death with an axe.

It must not have been terribly sharp. Sounds like this wasn't planned ahead.

[Wiffles]

I love maple syrup ^_^

[dansantoro]

damn..the first murder here prolly happend 3 minutes after the clock struck midnight on 1-1-2003

[slapass]

Originally Posted by AChimp

I don't understand Mock's burger joke. :/

Western Canadain beef is rampid with mad cow diesease.

Remeber folks, McDonalds only uses 100% Alberrta beef.

[Johannas]

FYI slapass, you misinformed little bastard, WESTERN CANADA isn't rampent with mad cow disease. There has only been 1 case in Alberta, and some farms in BC and Alberta have been quaritined for safety. There was only 1 cow, your retard. Lemmie guess, your some dumbass kid who watched the AMERICAN news and though that he knew everything....well you are not, so maybe you should check the story before making an ass out of yourself.

DTH
JOHANNAS

[slapass]

Originally Posted by Johannas

FYI slapass, you misinformed little bastard, WESTERN CANADA isn't rampent with mad cow disease. There has only been 1 case in Alberta, and some farms in BC and Alberta have been quaritined for safety. There was only 1 cow, your retard. Lemmie guess, your some dumbass kid who watched the AMERICAN news and though that he knew everything....well you are not, so maybe you should check the story before making an ass out of yourself.

DTH
JOHANNAS

1. I'm not American and I don't watch American news. (direct your attention to your left)
2. When thiers one cow, thiers more.

[kellychaos]

Hey now! Canada's getting a bad rap here. I think what that country needs is the world's greatest slogan (cheer)!. Let the contest commence:

"Canada. Come for the burgers, stay (quarantined) for the SARS!"

[Daphne]

"Canada: Hey, at least Kellychaos doesn't live here!"

[kellychaos]

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