WATCH OUT I-MOCKERY FOR THE FEIRCEST GANG IN YOUR LIFE

[GADZOOKS]

Originally Posted by MrAdventure

i heard the strawberry hill gang was caught red handed trying to ruin the declaration iof independence and the united states constitution all trying to get their sticky fingerson it

STICKY WITH STRAWBERRY JAM, THAT WHY THIER HANDS WERE RED.

[huond]

OUR GANG HAS GOT WHAT IT TAKES
WE SURE ARENT A BUNCH OF FAKES
THAT OTHER GANG THOUGH
THEYRE ABOUT AS TOUGH AS PLAY-DOH
WE'RE THE ROCKS OF THIS TOWN
WE'RE THE CAUSE WHEN ROUGH STUFF GOES DOWN
EVEN IF YOU LEAVE US ALONE ROUGH ROUGH BOW WOW
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK ANYHOW

[HickMan]

ONE THING ABOUT MY RHYMES
I'VE GOT THE TIME

ALL MY RHYMES COME FROM THE HEART
BUT YOUR RHYMES SOUND AS GOOD AS A FART

SOME OF MY G'S CALL ME OMEGA
AND YOU CAN'T PLAY ME LIKE A SEGA

[huond]

YOUR RHYMES MIGHT COME FROM THE HEART
BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE BRAINS TO GET A START
WE'RE TOO SMART FOR YOUR GANG OF KIDS
YOURE NOT EVEN OLD ENOGUH TO NOT DIE FROM SIDS
BABIES BABIES EVERYWHERE
YOUR GANG'S HEADS HAVENT EVEN GROWN HAIR

[HickMan]

I'VE GOT ONE GOOD BRAIN
THAT'S TWO MORE THEN YOU CAN EVER GAIN
MY BRAIN'S SO BIG I CAN GIVE IT A NAME

YOU'RE TOO SENILE TO KEEP UP WITH ME
YOU'D BETTER GO SIT ON A BEDPAN AND PEE

OLDIES OLDIES EVERYWHERE
TOO BAD YOU LOST ALL YOUR HAIR

[GADZOOKS]

THE ONLY THING THAT HAS LOST IS YOU
YOUR INSULTS ARE AS DUMB AS THE ONES BETWEEN MIMI AND DREW
AND WASN'T MIMI YOUR AVATAR TOO?
KEEP ON ATTEMPTING TO WIN, MEDIOCRITY WILL ENSUE

[HickMan]

TAKE YOUR SMARTS
PUT THEM TO THE TEST
I DOUBT YOU'LL LIVE
THIS IS ONE RUMBLE WHERE YOU DON'T NEED THE ARTS
AND IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHUTUP AND GIVE

GIVE IT YOUR BEST
CUZ THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED
I'M A BETTER FIGHTER THAN MUHAMAD ALI

[huond]

MUHAMMAD ALI HAS PARKINSON'S DISEASE
OUR GANG WOULD STILL KICK HIS B*TT WITH EASE
EVEN IF HE DIDNT GET SICK
EVEN IF HE FOUGHT DIRTY WITH A BRICK

H*CK, YOU DONT STAND A CHANCE
YOU'D HAVE TO USE A LANCE
TO KEEP US 10 FEET FROM YOU
BUT WE'D BREAK THROUGH
AND KICK YOUR B*TT ANYWAY
SO GIVE UP AND SAY GOOD DAY

[HickMan]

ALL I NEED IS A STICK
AND JUST A SLIGHT FLICK
I'LL KNOCK OFF YOUR D*CK

WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CHEW
ALL YOU'LL DO IS LIE IN A BED
TRYING TO THINK
BUT YOU REALIZE YOU LOST YOUR HEAD
YOUR SKILLS STINK!

[MuthaFukkinCrip]

YALLS A BUNCH OF WHINY LITTLE SHITS
I'LL CRUSH YALL INTO TINY LITTLE BITS
YALL'RE GOING ROUND SAYIN "WE SO HIP"
YA BETTA WATCH YO A$$ CUZ I'M A MUTHAFUKKIN CRIP!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

[Matt Harty]

THA GANG WAR IS GETTIN HEATED
MUTHAFUKKINCRIP IS ABOUT TO GET BEATED
HUONDS HOMO GANG BEATEN UP ON THA HICK
TRYING TO GANGBANG EM WITH HIS MICRO DICK
STRAWBERRY GANG BUILDING UP THE CREW
STEP OUT THE WAY BEFORE MY THUGS CRUSH YOU

[Matt Harty]

LOL

[mburbank]

Who even wants to be in your crummy ol' gang? I have my own gang and to be in it you can't be in any other gang too because it's exclusive! I'm the president of my gang and I say who gets to be in and who can't and what all the rules are too! I wouldn't be in your gang if you begged me!

[Matt Harty]

YOU EVER KILLED A MAN FOR HIS SOCKS BURBANK?

[liquidstatik]

Originally Posted by MuthaFukkinCrip

YALLS A BUNCH OF WHINY LITTLE SHITS
I'LL CRUSH YALL INTO TINY LITTLE BITS
YALL'RE GOING ROUND SAYIN "WE SO HIP"
YA BETTA WATCH YO A$$ CUZ I'M A MUTHAFUKKIN CRIP!

[mburbank]

None of your bees wax, Matt Harty! You couldn't even be in my gang even if you weren't in Jixby's gang becuase my gang has a NO GIRLS ALLOWED RULE!

[Jixby Phillips]

UUUH GADZOOKS IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO TELL US