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Old Dec 29th, 2005, 01:21 AM        EAR FARTS :O
This really freaked me out and I just wanna know if it's ever happened to anyone else.

I've been real sick lately, for the past five days, and I've been trying to get a lot of rest (and failing). It's mostly my right ear and a sore throat, and just recently my stomach's been acting kinda wonky.

This morning, though, I was woken up to the sound of my ear farting. I had slept on my left side, so my left ear was turned down...and I just woke up and it kept doing it sporadically. In my just-woken-up haze I tried to dig into it, trying to find some sort of rare farting bug, but to no avail. About fifteen seconds later, it stopped and I think water came out but I'm not sure.

Is that weird?
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Old Dec 29th, 2005, 01:24 AM       
not weird for me, but i have all sorts of problems with my ears, so i can't really give you a 'normal' opinion
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Old Dec 29th, 2005, 01:26 AM       
Your sinuses and ears are all connected. If you slept on one side all night, then the phlegm blocked the passage that regulates pressure inside your ear, making it feel plugged. The farting sound is the pressure changing.
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 05:50 PM       
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Old Jan 1st, 2006, 09:36 PM       
I'm... just guessing your ear unplugged and it just made a weird sound? :/
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