So THATS why he's called the hulk.

[Spooky]

Hulk doll's monster willy

By THOMAS WHITAKER
Showbiz Reporter

SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.

“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.

“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”

Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.

Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.

But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.


Big shock ... Hulk's giant manhood

“Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.

“It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”

The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.

Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.

The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.

[Rongi]

Oh my

[SLjimbo]

The looks in her eyes is frightening.

[Mockery]

I WANT ONE!

[Spooky]

Now, from MEGO, the Mego-Mature line, feating such dolls as Erect Hulk (shown above) and "I just got my clit pierced" Wonder Woman!

[Secret Agent Vomit]

[FartinMowler]

Dr.banner doll must have a small penis right?

[Dole]

Ha, this was in my home town of Brighton. I nearly soiled myself laughing when I saw this story in our local paper. It just doesnt make sense- the pier where the girl won the hulk avec cock always has really nasty cheap sweatshop type toys as prizes....so why would hulk get made with a cock?? They normally try and cut corners, not make more work for themselves...

[FS]

Hahaha. I have to have one of those. And I think I want my personal title changed to "A hulk with a bulk".

[Les Waste]

For some reason, that's not as funny to me knowing that it's a cheap, bootleg knock-off doll and not an official, Stan Lee-approved Hulk with a cock. They probably even put the penis on so that it would be so different from the original Hulk, that they could sell the doll and not get sued.

"Yeah, he may be green and have purple pants and look exactly like a poorly designed version of the Hulk, but he has a dick! Unless you show the Hulk as having the dick, this isn't really the Hulk because we've never seen the Hulk with a cock!"

Actually, now I think it's funny because now I think it's all one big elaborate scan to get the makers of the new Hulk movie to go back and edit the movie so that the Hulk has a big dick, all so they can sue a company in Thailand that makes cheap, rip-off bootleg Hulk dolls.

[mew barios]

fs, i'd change your title if i was certain you were serious. o.o

[kellychaos]

On Golden Blond
Edward Penishands
Satisfaction Jackson
Malcolm XXX
Muffy The Vampire Layer
Pulp Friction
Forrest Hump
Mr Holland's Orgy (with thanks to pierced barbie)
Six Degrees of Penetration
The Unaboner

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Dole

Ha, this was in my home town of Brighton. I nearly soiled myself laughing when I saw this story in our local paper. It just doesnt make sense- the pier where the girl won the hulk avec cock always has really nasty cheap sweatshop type toys as prizes....so why would hulk get made with a cock?? They normally try and cut corners, not make more work for themselves...

Sam, you have to go to that pier and see if they have any left hahah.


Those piers in Brighton rocked.

[Dole]

There were shitloads there the other day, but I should imagine there is a rush on after all this hoo-hah.

[Mockery]

Well then you had better go get 'em fast before they're gone. Hulk w/ penis will be a collector's item after all!

[Dole]

I must say it is tempting to try and grab a few and stick em on ebay....'You've seen the movie-now feel his one inch cloth cock'.

[FS]

Originally Posted by mew barios

fs, i'd change your title if i was certain you were serious. o.o

Go right ahead! "Ruler of Australia" doesn't work so well when most people think it means I'm actually from Australia.

[Mockery]

Yeah, but you've gotta keep one for yourself. You can take him on trips to some more of those museum sex exhibits in London.


Dole and Hulk, sitting in a tree...

[NIGhtMAre]

[Daphne]

Originally Posted by Dole

I must say it is tempting to try and grab a few and stick em on ebay....'You've seen the movie-now feel his one inch cloth cock'.

!!!!

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Dole

Ha, this was in my home town of Brighton. I nearly soiled myself laughing when I saw this story in our local paper. It just doesnt make sense- the pier where the girl won the hulk avec cock always has really nasty cheap sweatshop type toys as prizes....so why would hulk get made with a cock?? They normally try and cut corners, not make more work for themselves...

Maybe they were trying to rebel against the corperations.

[Spooky]

Originally Posted by Jeanette X

Maybe they were trying to rebel against the corperations.

Maybethey though it was funny to stick a massive cock on him. That's why I'd do it. It almost makes me want to start buying action figures, putting dicks on them, and selling them. :/

[Anonymous]

when i was a kid i had a fievel doll an i was all concerned that he didn't have a dong, so i had my mom cut off a bit of his tail and sew it back between his legs.

we ended up donating it to some native american charity :<

[Wiffles]

o_O

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Spooky

Maybethey though it was funny to stick a massive cock on him. That's why I'd do it. It almost makes me want to start buying action figures, putting dicks on them, and selling them. :/

The miracles of a hot glue gun.