I have invented a new phrase.

[Les Waste]

While my brother and I were playing video games, were came to extremely obvious conclusion that bear shit is the opposite of bullshit and it should be used and spelled thusly. When something good happens, you're supposed to go "yes, that was bearshit!"

[Professor Cool]

Looks like someone has a case of "The Mondays"....

[FS]

What a fucked down phrase.

[Helm]

Okay, let's say that bear is the opposite of bull (which it's not! DUH STUPAED1!11) how is shit the opposite of shit?

[Captain Robo]

Helm, that was really dumb.

What game? Was it smash brothers ?

[hardcrow]

Ypu can also say it this way...

that was the bearzzzshiznit.

:/

[Zhukov]

How about 'Cow urine'?

[Helm]

Huh? What was that Robo? I don't think I heard you correctly you motherfucking piece of shit.

[Les Waste]

Bears are the opposite to bulls, have you never heard of the stock market

And it was Smash Brothers.

Bearshit! I found a dollar on the ground!

[Captain Robo]

Originally Posted by Helm

Huh? What was that Robo? I don't think I heard you correctly you motherfucking piece of shit.

PICK A RESPONSE

A. What was there to hear? I thought your post, like so many others, lacked any amount of thought. It would make more sense to let a cat stomp all over your keyboard.

B. BEARSHIT
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Bobo, did you win?

[Anonymous]

Shinola is the opposite of shit.

So it should be bearshinola. :<

[sadie]

[Helm]

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

[kellychaos]

Aaaarrrggghhh! Did you ever try to look up "shinola"? It doesn't exist! How can something that doesn't exist be a basis of comparison to shit?! It doesn't make any sense. :/ That being said, how did a statement about nothing gain such momentum and popularity as to become a common phrase? The vast majority of people know what the phrase means but have no idea what "shinola" means. Maybe it was just the alliteration of it. The way "shit" rolls off your tongue, so to speak.

[Les Waste]

I think bearshit has a much nicer ring to it than shinola.

During this time when I invented the concept of bearshit (in the woods no doubt lol) my brother and I also got into an argument as to which is bigger: a bear's shit or a bull's shit? I say that bears shit more than bulls, but only the big ones. Those little black bears the size of 8 year olds can't shit more than a bull, but most bears could shit a lot more than a bull. A kodiak, or a grizzly bear, or a polar bear should all take bigger dumps than a bull. My brother, however, thinks that bulls take bigger shits than all bears.

Who's right?

[The Pharoah]

Though i believe taste is far more important than size i would have to say that a big bear would definately shit more than a bull

[Esuohlim]

If a bear and bull were to fuck, and the resulting offspring took a shit, is it good or bad?

[FS]

YALL SUCK

Bearshit has a nice ring to it. And there's already far too many negative animal shit phrases: bullshit, bugshit, chickenshit. STOP KNOCKIN THE BEARSHIT.

[Captain Robo]

Originally Posted by Helm

GO TO YOUR ROOM.

[Rongi]

Haha, I got it because my sister works at the stockmarkert and forces me to listien to boring stuff she learns at work.

[ziggytrix]

My cousin and I were driving back to Little Rock from Seattle when about a half hour north of Baker City, Oregon, her car met resistance in the form of a black bear. The impact decimated the front end of her car and sent the bear spinning about with undoubtably fractured bones and internal wounds, not to mention, berry filled bear fecal matter all over the place.

Now I admit, I've rather limited experience, but I think there is nothing particularly good about bearshit. Nor, despite what songs you may have sung in kindergarten, are the bears your friends.

I cannot, in good faith, support the endeavor to make "bearshit" a positive thing.

[Captain Robo]

Bullshit

[The Retro Kat]

Oh robo, you're such a gayatard. lol.

[Captain Robo]

Is that like a leotard

CUNT

[kellychaos]

Bears eat lots of ruffage so you can make lots of neat stuff out of their poo because it wouldn't fall apart ... maybe even a car. It wouldn't run or anything but you could still sit in it acting all cool like you're the bearshit. The End.