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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 09:02 PM        Funeral time
I'll be gone a few days. One of my step brothers died and I'm off to Union New Jersey for a bit for the funeral.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 09:36 PM       
I'm sorry to hear that Max. You have my deepest sympathies.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 09:43 PM       
My consolences on the news, Max.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 09:57 PM       
Sorry to hear about your loss, Max.
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 10:31 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2003, 11:56 PM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 12:42 AM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 12:57 AM       
Condolences, whatever.

I did not realize that this was the humor/funeral/grammar nazi thread.

"Let's put the "fun" back in funeral."

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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 03:54 AM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 04:54 AM       
It would be super if you had Four Weddings and a Funeral ^_^
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 05:35 AM       
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 06:09 AM       
Deepest sympathies.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 09:11 AM       
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Condolences, whatever.

I did not realize that this was the humor/funeral/grammar nazi thread.

"Let's put the "fun" back in funeral."

The "d" is next to the "s". That's the reason. Typos are satan's way of punishing us by sabotaging our communications. Fight the power!
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 05:03 PM       
Lo, how I envy Max's stepbrother.
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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 08:15 PM       
you mean "lol"
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Old Jul 8th, 2003, 01:42 PM       
No inheritance, just a lot of getting there and coming back punctuated by feeling awful, seeing people I didn't want to seeand pall bearing in 97 degree heat.
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 09:11 AM       
did you at least make a half hearted attempt to seduce the widow?
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 09:48 AM       
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 05:28 PM       
There was no widow so didn't I look foolish?
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
no offense Max...sorry for your loss.
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 10:35 PM       
Sorry to hear about that, man.
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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 11:38 PM       
I hate w hen people die or get married, it's so inconvient.
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 09:50 AM       
And embarassing when you bring a wreath to a wedding

I was wondering why I never caught the bouquets at the funerals ... ah well ... always a bridesmaid.
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 10:08 AM       
WHAT?? BUT YOU'RE A BOY!!
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 10:41 AM       
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That was the funny part of the joke, Jizzby. You're finally catchin' on!
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