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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 01:10 PM        I Want Chojin To Be My Pool Boy
So's I can dress him in a pair of cherry red speedos and call him Rico. I would have him serve me a never-ending supply of tropical drinks with the little umbrellas and throw stuff in the pool while he's gone making the drinks so I can watch him bend over while using the pool skimmer.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:34 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:40 PM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:47 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 02:24 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 02:56 PM       
Maybe he gets it from Herbal Essences commercials.
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 03:08 PM       
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Maybe he gets if from Herbal Essences commercials.
Maybe he's never saw an episode of Mad TV in his life. Try again, Jizzboy.

I forgot to mention that I'd be peeking through the windows as my little cabana boy has a firm grasp on the blender whilst making my iced refreshments ... jiggle, jiggle ... jiggle, jiggle ... ya lil' tease!
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 03:13 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 05:01 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 07:10 PM       
Jixby is my hero.
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
Cojin, do you drink the syrup at the computer?
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 10:40 AM       
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He would be.
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Old Jul 25th, 2003, 01:20 PM       
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