hackers...er haxors

[Rilzen]

I'm new to the hacking scene and i was wondering if anyone knew a good updated book for new hackers. I looked at 'the happy hacker' but it was too outdated and written oddly. I'm asking you i-mockery has tons of computer geeks. So anyone know a good novice hacking book or even online tutorial?

[Les Waste]

Here's a good one you might like to try

[wreckreation]

try this:


... it's a little complicated. :/

[Immortal Goat]

What exactly would you be doing with the information that you would access from these manuals, first of all. Then maybe I can find some stuff out from my hacker friends at school.

[wreckreation]

FAG SCHOOL

[Rongi]

I liked that movie

[Les Waste]

"I have seen some strange, bizarre drivers, but you! You will be awarded a cake!"

[CaptainBubba]

FUCK OFF IMMORTAL CUNT.

Sir, may I just say, you have a keen eye for hacking sources, as this board's emphasis on haxxor skill is paramount above all other topics. Secondly I compliment your excellent selection of forum. General Blabber is indeed a fine choice for this inquiry.

You will find all the hacking information you could ever need from the friendly members of this community. Have a nice day, and good luck with the 1337 haxxoring.

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by The Mortal Goat

What exactly would you be doing with the information that you would access from these manuals, first of all.

O my ignorant friend. Hacking isn't about accessing privileged information (though it can help you do that). It's about having fun messing with (hacking) program code, whether you're writing your own software, fixing bugs, or just playing with someone else's code.

[CaptainBubba]

GUESS WHAT? OMG I AM SUCH AN AWSOME CODE MASTER/ HACKER THAT I HAVE FOUND ALL OF YOUR ADRESSES BY USING SOMETHING CALLED "IP ADRESSES" AND NOW, BECAUSE I AM SUCH A GOOD HACKER, I KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE AND I WILL COME TO WHERE YOU LIVE AND RAPE YOU IF YOU DONT BEG ME NOT TO.

[Immortal Goat]

I just don't trust hacking, because someone fucked up all the school computers once and I couldn't get a report done on time. (this was before my parents purchased our own computer.)

[Evil Robot]

2600you moron.

-edit: Oh wait I almost forgot to ask you Rizlen, do you prefer CDs or tapes?

[McClain]

People dumb enough to come to the I-Mockery forums to ask for hacking information don't deserve any pointers.

[Evil Robot]

Ten bucks says he didn't even know that was a pointer.

[ScruU2wice]

another ten says he's still stuck on the link les gave him :/

[Jixby Phillips]

Ew gross i just clicked Les Waste's link!!!!!!!

[Blue]

Dont hack unless you want to be a geek getting raped in jail because you were to retarded and got caught. Either that or have lots of money cause hckers heads are on the chopping block in the law system unless you are from somewhere like india or eastern europe then it doesnt matter cause you get a slap on the wrist. But if you want to know something try www.lameindustries.org
It hasnt been updated in a while but the tutorials or the best for newbies

[Perndog]

This one goes out to my man Blue.

Originally Posted by I

O my ignorant friend. Hacking isn't about accessing privileged information (though it can help you do that). It's about having fun messing with (hacking) program code, whether you're writing your own software, fixing bugs, or just playing with someone else's code.

[Blue]

Messing with code was cracking or so i always thought. They kind of go hand in hand but they arent the same thing...

[Supafly345]

So you want to be like Little Nemo the Codemaster? Just get yourself a cursor of light and a magical clown named Blip to start your adventure into Haxxorland. Make sure that you save king Morpheus from the matrix on the way or the Haxxorking will break into l331land.

[Rilzen]

Man i got alot of replies in one night. Sorry didnt reply, went to bed early. Thanks for the link Blue. See it's not impossible to get information from these people... It can just be hard getting around the asses, like Mr. Burank. And I want to hack not crack. Nothing illegal i suppose.

[FS]

Yeah, that Mr. Burank is a fag.

I recommend you watch the movie, and consecutively the acclaimed television series, the Net. Also, Johnny Mnemonic, the final scenes.

[Evil Robot]

I intentionaly leave port 139 wide open sometimes, so that when someone hits it with a port scanner I can fuck with them relentlessly.

[Anonymous]

explain

[Evil Robot]

My computer has a virus. A virus that only spreads itself over port 139 to network drives, they connect using netbios and instanlty get the virus. It's called the "Y.sorry.C" virus and it changes the registry (as they all do) and deletes files that may contain other viruses, like anything in the winnt directory. It's not to harmfull but it keeps the retards out. Then I set up my port scanner to search thier IP for subseven, even if it doesn't work, it may be brining up a window saying that theres a security risk. I do this for a few hours at a time, clicking scan periodicaly whenever I'm bored.

This is the extent of my knowledge of netbios. (lame)