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Anonymous · #1

Someone came in today to get stuff painted for a noahs ark theme for their baby's room.
There are a lot of cutesy noah arky things in this world.
How did this story of destruction become some kinda sweetie thinger?
seriously what the hell

Spooky · #2

seriously what the hell

Anonymous · #3

no. seriously. what the hell

camacazio · #4

It's kind of like the darling "ring around the rosies" song.

Supafly345 · #5

Isn't that about the Bubonic Plague or something?

camacazio · #6

Yes. Yes it is.

Spectre X · #7

Wow, Camicazio was actually being pretty cool just now.

noob3 · #8

he's one of the coolest people here

Anonymous · #9

I think he is a girl

Spectre X · #10

You're cool too Noob

mburbank · #11

Doops, that's the same thing I asked myself when I had to direct a sunday school pageant on the subject. I had a whole monolgue about "A Sea awash with bloated stinking corpses as far as the eye could see" but the kids didn't know what 'bloated' was, so I told them and then they cried.

soundtest · #12

Omit or minimize the destruction and resell it to children without a message. Disney does it all the time. Waiting and waiting for Hercules to get to the point where he sleeps with all 50 of Thespius' daughters in one night was the most depressing moment of my life.

Brandon · #13

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Originally Posted by Doopa

Someone came in today to get stuff painted for a noahs ark theme for their baby's room.
There are a lot of cutesy noah arky things in this world.
How did this story of destruction become some kinda sweetie thinger?
seriously what the hell

I think devoutly religious types get some smug satisfaction out of stories in which people who aren't as devout as them get killed in horrific ways.

Perndog · #14

No, ring around the rosy is not about the bubonic plague. That's a myth based on liberal interpretation of a version of the rhyme first written down in the mid-19th century.

And destruction is always cute when God does it. Duh.

Anonymous · #15

i had the whole song explained to me with parallels to disease, P-Dog. and kindergarten doesn't lie.

george · #16

i wish i could die in a moment of heavenly destruction instead of being on the "keep him fucking miserable" installment plan.

and the story of noah is cute because it has animals, as does my porn.

Anonymous · #17

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george · #18

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Jeanette X · #20

That ark must have utterly reeked of animal shit. 40 days and 40 nights is a long time to be closed up with a bunch of animals...

george · #21

almost as bad as your pussy on a warm day

Anonymous · #22

burbank you made me laugh

I just don't understand it... did they never actually read the story?

Kids I think identify with room theme's or whatnot that a parent puts them in, at least for a while when they are little. This kid is going to ask mommy to read the story one day.

And God said "I killed everything and then had Noah and The Crew fuck it back to life"

"Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made."

Every living thing that moved on the earth perished-birds, livestock, wild animals, all the creatures that swarm over the earth, and all mankind. Everything on dry land that had the breath of life in its nostrils died. Every living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; men and animals and the creatures that move along the ground and the birds of the air were wiped from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those with him in the ark.