New Year's Empty Promises

[Big McLargehuge]

I am changing my new year's resolution because my last one is too hard :'(. My new new year's resolution is to get drunk :woohoo

[BlueOatmeal]

Im gonna stop masturbating all the time.























OMFGOMFODMGDMGODM FUNNY JOKES!

[stitchfan626]

my resolution is to keep my college gpa to a C average. i got off to a rough start (no thanks to a series of hurricanes) and ended up flunking 2 out of 3 classes. because of this i'm currently on academic probation. the only thing i'm worried about is my parents finding out about me fucking up because if they do they'll be pissed off

[ScruU2wice]

I really wanna quit looking at porn.

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by HickMan

My resolution is to figure out WHICH SPICE GIRL TO IMPREGNATE


IMPREGNATE


IMPREGNATE


WHICH ONE? I DON'T KNOW!


LET THE VIEWERS DECIDE

GET GINGER

[Seven Force]

[stitchfan626]

Originally Posted by stitchfan626

my resolution is to keep my college gpa to a C average. i got off to a rough start (no thanks to a series of hurricanes) and ended up flunking 2 out of 3 classes. because of this i'm currently on academic probation. the only thing i'm worried about is my parents finding out about me goofing up because if they do they'll be pissed off

oh, snap. i almost forgot. i'm going to try to save some money in order to take up some scuba diving classes so i can become certified and check out the scuba diving program thingy the have at epcot

[Rongi]

i'm gonna stop cursing

[thebiggameover]

mine is to get my band going by summer...

[Big Papa Goat]

learn to play guitar

[MetalMilitia]

Mine is to give up smoking and start eating more heathily. If i dont im sure im going to be dead by the age of 30.

[Seven Force]

Hopefully i'll actually finish a game project. Whatever one that is. lol

[Schimid]

I'm, uh, perfect. My resolution is to be perfect. Because I'm perfect.