THE CUNT FILES: Evil bastard

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

And seriously, stop with the pictures they are really lame...

[MetalMilitia]

but ONE LAST THING, I reserve the right to talk in a badass gangster manner wither i see fit. And you know as well as i do, it makes me not only look cool, but also more appealing to the fairer sex.

'nuff said #,

[Yoyo]

That kitty in your avatar makes you look gay.

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

but ONE LAST THING, I reserve the right to talk in a badass gangster manner wither i see fit. And you know as well as i do, it makes me not only look cool, but also more appealing to the fairer sex.

'nuff said #,

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Not in this life time or any other fool. What it makes you look like, is a wanabe middle class white boy try hard .

no thats what you are, as you were carry on

[MetalMilitia]

The atmosphere in here has turned rather sour.

You obviously know NOTHING. Christ,, next you will be telling me that i dont look cool with my fred durst commorative red (backwards only) cap.

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

ugggggg im leaving this tread. its true what they say about retards bringing you down to their level.
I have already gone down about 100 collness points just for the ebaums world pitcure

You posted this and yet I can troll you back at my will. You are a fucking puppet. Dance for me boy

[MetalMilitia]

Im bored of my character now.

hmm, i have done the beating you at your own game character, columbo and the wite trash rap fan... i think il do a mystery one next.
o0o0o0o0o0 what will it be NOBODY KNOWS

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

ugggggg im leaving this tread.

Like a puppet on a string. I keep dancing you around. You really suck at this dont you my court jester

[MetalMilitia]

Say, evil bastard, i was thinking of starting up my own beer and snakes farm but, would you believe it, i have no idea where to start. From your obvious experience could you please offer a few pointers?

Here is some additional info to help you.

This farm will have to be fairly compact, mabey the width of a trailer, about about as long as a trailer. but i need the snakes quite enclosed so they do not bite my loverly cousin. Our bed only takes up about 2m squared so if you could take that into consideration i would be much obliged.

As for the beer i am not really bothered what type, prefereable some strong enough to blot out my own useless existence but must also have cheap procuction costs.. hopefully slightly less expensive to produce than terpentine and ideally better tasteing but thats not a requirement.
As a side note i would quite like it if the alcohol did not send me into a bloodthirsty rage where it try and kill family members with a pick axe.
Its not 100% important but a seasoned trailerpark dweller such as yourself should know a few tips and tricks to help.

Yours fathfully

Mr M Militia

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Say, evil bastard, i was thinking of starting up my own beer and snakes farm but, would you believe it, i have no idea where to start. From your obvious experience could you please offer a few pointers?

Here is some additional info to help you.

This farm will have to be fairly compact, mabey the width of a trailer, about about as long as a trailer. but i need the snakes quite enclosed so they do not bite my loverly cousin. Our bed only takes up about 2m squared so if you could take that into consideration i would be much obliged.

As for the beer i am not really bothered what type, prefereable some strong enough to blot out my own useless existence but must also have cheap procuction costs.. hopefully slightly less expensive to produce than terpentine and ideally better tasteing but thats not a requirement.
As a side note i would quite like it if the alcohol did not send me into a bloodthirsty rage where it try and kill family members with a pick axe.
Its not 100% important but a seasoned trailerpark dweller such as yourself should know a few tips and tricks to help.

Yours fathfully

Mr M Militia

Like making an arse of your self do you. First you assume I am from a place with snakes, news flash I'm not.

Second assumption. I would know about trailer parks. I don’t.

care to go 3 fuck ups for 3 spanky

And do you keep coming back when you said you were leaving? I will answer that for you. Cause you are my puppet and I am pulling your strings

[MetalMilitia]

well actually i could care less what i said. im bored waiting for my computer to finish fixin' the bad sectors of my HDD.
I say alot of things on these foums but it doesnt necasarily make them true.
As for you puppet master thingy... what the fuck are you talking about ? do you think that you amazing insults keep me comming back for more punishment and you are somehow in control of this thread with your in your face attitude?
well i have news for you... i have seen it all before. i honestly do not give a fylying fuc about anything that goes on in this fine sction of the forum just so long as i find it fun.

Anyway, your gay yadda yadda, and are getting boring so shut up.

although i just realised something!

You i have all your lamest posts in my thread and i didnt even had to quote any more myslef. This cunt file is closed.

well untill i have to wait for some other long process to finish in whihc case it will be re-opened.

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

well actually i could care less what i said. im bored waiting for my computer to finish fixin' the bad sectors of my HDD.
I say alot of things on these foums but it doesnt necasarily make them true.
As for you puppet master thingy... what the fuck are you talking about ? do you think that you amazing insults keep me comming back for more punishment and you are somehow in control of this thread with your in your face attitude?
well i have news for you... i have seen it all before. i honestly do not give a fylying fuc about anything that goes on in this fine sction of the forum just so long as i find it fun.

Anyway, your gay yadda yadda, and are getting boring so shut up.

although i just realised something!

You i have all your lamest posts in my thread and i didnt even had to quote any more myslef. This cunt file is closed.

well untill i have to wait for some other long process to finish in whihc case it will be re-opened.

Spell check your replies Spanky. Its hard enough reading your shit with out the errors

[Anonymous]

Stop lying Evil Bastard, everyone knows your fucktard ass can't read in the first place. You have your mommy there to help you like when she helps you take a piss.

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by Road Warrior

Stop lying Evil Bastard, everyone knows your fucktard ass can't read in the first place. You have your mommy there to help you like when she helps you take a piss.

Is that your best reply.Back to flaming school for you.

[Anonymous]

Bold words coming from some fucktard that stole my "I'm using you like my puppet routine"

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by Road Warrior

Bold words coming from some fucktard that stole my "I'm using you like my puppet routine"

Prove it Dipshit. As I have no idea and couldn’t give a fuck who you are. How could I steal anything from you. besides you have nothing worth taking in your arsenal of bullshit.

[MetalMilitia]

Spell check your replies Spanky. Its hard enough reading your shit with out the errors

Hey, your funny just like that guy with the website .. umm madoxx who points out people spellin mistakes.

anyway for your inforamtion im using an antique keyboard at the moment which does not physically let you spell correctly.

This whole thread is straght out of retardsvill (YES EVEN THE BITS I DID"

[Anonymous]

Of course you wouldn't talk anything from my arsenal of bullshit, that's WINO's job. Besides your posts aren't brilliant enough to be stolen material from me. Sorry for the mistake fucktard!

Metal, you're retarded in any thread!

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

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anyway for your inforamtion im using an antique keyboard at the moment which does not physically let you spell correctly.

Your replies are getting worse Spanky. Go and take a nap before you implode

[MetalMilitia]

OH YEA! PROVE IT!


Decimated!

[Anonymous]

Evil your replies weren't any good to begin with. This is getting sad, I feel like I'm kicking a one legged dog at this point. Step it up fucktard!

[Evil Bastard]

Originally Posted by Road Warrior

I feel like I'm kicking a one legged dog at this point.

You really should keep your mother out of this

[MetalMilitia]

HAHA! the old "your mother" gag, havent heard that one in a while.

this just gets better and better!

[Anonymous]

Actually Momma jokes are a step up for Evil Bastard. Shows that after several years of eating paint chips off his trailer he's finally reached the intelligence of an 8 year old!

Maybe a gay joke will be next!

No wait, he IS the gay joke! ZING!

[center:1b84c68870]HAR HAR I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK FUCKTARDS! [/center:1b84c68870]

[Schimid]

You guys can do better than this.