TERRA APPRECIATION THREAD

[Brandon]

Well Terra, I guess you can die happy now -- a "vet" has made you an appreciation thread.

So you can stop kissing Max's ass any day now.

[Terra]

Shitbag, I shall kiss, fondle, gobble, blow,and fuck whomever I choose, whether I get an appreciation thread or not. It's the likes of you that give the VETS (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) a bad name, you gudgematching poor sport of an asswipe.

Now go squat in a cave someplace and wait for your appreciation thread you miserable shit and get the fuck off of mine. And PLEASE make sure you turn NETNANNY on next time so your cokebottle eyes won't read what the adults post.

[FartinMowler]

I havn't looked at this section in ages and I see Terra blowing and gobbing :/ Doesn't surprise me.

[Terra]

Yeah it's been a good decade since you've been blown and gobbled, eh Farty?

[Brandon]

OMG I'VE BEEN TOTALLY DECIMATED

Seriously, Terra, I expected the standard "you're a fag" or "you have no penis" jabs in your response. Kudos on the originality.

[Anonymous]

Here we see the typical "vet" Brandon. Devoid of any kind of substance and still living in his parent's basement at the age of thirty. Never having kissed a girl, due to being socially retarded, he has chosen to talk to one on the internet, yet still being the social retard he is, he picks a fight with one, and gets verbally decimated because he is ill equipped mentally to even come back feebly with a good response.

Most likely Brandon will consider this a victory anyway, since he actually had a GIRL "speak" to him. This will supply him with many jack off fantasies in the months to come.

Fartin on the other hand is just a fucktard who molests his children and beats his wife.

[Brandon]

PLEASE, STOP! I CAN'T BEAR ANOTHER DECIMATION!

[Anonymous]

That's Total Decimation fucktard.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Terra

blah blah blah blah When a noob crosses the boundaries of I-Mock and begins to feast upon the fertile soil, some of these pathetic VETS (capitalized for camacazio's irritation) become enraged that the object of their affections (usually another male VET-capitalized for camacazio's irritation) might just show an interest in these noobs. Their jealousy knows no boundaries and...

What in the good graces of fuck are you EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

At least we have a few good replacements for thekapn. I was getting worried about the lack of WINNING going on around here.

[Anonymous]

The best part of this thread was the decimation

[Anonymous]

And the WINNING.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Terra

lowercase lowercase bape bape bape lowercase i suck

I won't let you ruin bape for the rest of us, so your post got eaten by a grue.

[Captain Goodtimes]

You better delete my previous post to, so i doesn't look like im going up againts the mod squad, that could be fatal

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Chojin

I won't let you ruin bape for the rest of us, so your post got eaten by a grue.

I've done several BAPE posts and I was WONDERING when somebody was going to finally put that to rest.

[The Retro Kat]

Oh terra, I still don't read any of your posts because I already know they are cunt infested shit.

[Terra]

Yeah babe, your right. I try to keep the cunt infested shit posting refreshed daily so the masses won't get too overly lost without me.

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

Terra:Ftang has been plucked

i'll make sure that i rise through the ranks
of Mad Max's army with one shit load of
blood and violence

[Terra]

Well don't forget all the cunt infested shit stuff too. If you want to make double time on the rank rising.

[Anonymous]

Max is great because he makes fun of people indirectly.

See, the people make asses of themselves in the process of responding to his trite, asinine 'internet insults,' and the joke's largely on them. The same goes for his supporters, because they all appreciate him for the fake 'internet hardass' persona he puts on to carry out the set-up insults, and anyone who genuinely enjoys company like that already is just as big a joke as the character.

He's making fun of all of you, and you're all too stupid to realize it. And I'm stupid for thinking he's great. So he wins. Guys.

[Terra]

Well as long as we can keep this "Terra Appreciation Thread" up on the top of the forum, okay chief?

[Anonymous]

Sure thing!