NEW MINIMOCK: "KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!"

[Mockery]

Ahhh, finally, it's done. I've been meaning to do a big in-depth feature on this classic b-movie for a looong time. Now that Halloween is rolling around, I figured the timing would be perfect. So after several days o' work, the piece is online and ready for you to check out.


NEW MINIMOCK: "KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/killer-klowns

Enjoy the clowny doom!

[Psykk]

w00t!

[Supafly345]

I was starting to think this movie was too retardedly famous to be a feature. But right when I was my most vulnerable-- wham, I am caught off guard by a suprise I didn't expect.

Now I can finally know what the movie is like without actually seeing it. Or more accurately, now I can know what the movie is like, since I will never see it.

[marshalldylan1]

I have a question

What ever happened to the clowns messing around in the store? And they put everything on the counter.

[marshalldylan1]

Sorry for double posting....but also....

What happen to when they are at the Burger Place, and the girl sneaks away to see the big clown, with a mallet behind his back.

I was just curious if you left these off on purpose?

[Rez]

i've had this movie for awhile and it's actually pretty good.

i mean, cotton candy cocoons! and it's actually kinda gruesome when they open it up.

it's the most bizarre movie to have commentary to. i mean, it's not "manos.." but it's still a friggin b-movie. we don need the directors to tell us how cheap it was.

[mew barios]

i liked the killer clowns themesong :o

did anyone else notice early in th moovi, mooney sayin 'i'm not gonna let them make a dummy out of me '? a delightfully subtle foreshadowing of grimly ironic future events :o

[MrMega]

Just saw this movie about a Year ago with my friends. saw it again during summer, funny movie

[DeadKennedys]

lol mrmega I saw it a few Years ago. pretyy cool haha am i right

[James]

Where IS Protoclown, anyway?

[Seven Force]

YES!

Thanks you!

[HickMan]

Great movie. Especially when you watch it with BLCK PEOPLE who are afraid of the movie :o

[eggyolk]

i think ive seen this

[Jixby Phillips]

Me and my friends watched this movie instead of going to our prom and it was really fun! My kinda night!

[Big McLargehuge]

Whats a matter Jixby, you weren't pretty enough to get asked to the dance?

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

Or more accurately, now I can know what the movie is like, since I will never see it.

Why would you not want to watch such a hilariously well-done b-movie?

Originally Posted by marshalldylan1

I have a question

What ever happened to the clowns messing around in the store? And they put everything on the counter.

What happen to when they are at the Burger Place, and the girl sneaks away to see the big clown, with a mallet behind his back.

I was just curious if you left these off on purpose?

A clown making a mess in a store. Meh, it was a non event for me. Same for the clown and the little girl. If he had actually beaten her with the mallet, then that'd be worth mentioning.

Originally Posted by mew barios

i liked the killer clowns themesong :o

did anyone else notice early in th moovi, mooney sayin 'i'm not gonna let them make a dummy out of me '? a delightfully subtle foreshadowing of grimly ironic future events :o

Yup, that themesong is very cheesy and good. That's funny about him saying that in the movie, I never even made the association. Good ear!

Originally Posted by James

Where IS Protoclown, anyway?

He's still around, just not online much. He's doing some work on another Halloween piece, but he hasn't been online much anymore. He's promising to submit some more stuff soon though, but I wouldn't expect him to post on the boards as much as he used too.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

Whats a matter Jixby, you weren't pretty enough to get asked to the dance?

I asked a pretty gal if she'd like to watch killer klowns from outerspace instead of going to the prom, and she said yes ps she was pretty

[Jixby Phillips]

I WAS MAKING SURE SHE WAS COOL

[Big McLargehuge]

Yes, but did you get to wear a pretty dress?

[Jixby Phillips]

i didnt wanna!

thanks for asking!

[Supafly345]

Originally Posted by Mockery

Why would you not want to watch such a hilariously well-done b-movie?

The few hours I spend a year watching b-movies are reserved for movies starring Bruce Li, Bruce Le, or Bruce Lei, the kung-fu copycats.

[the_dudefather]

must. watch. movie. again.

saw this YEEEEEEEERRRRRSS ago and i only vaugly remember the insanity

[Jes22]

I saw this movie years ago when I was babysitting, freaked me out then, but now I just think it's funny.

[James]

It was on Showtime Beyond this morning. First time I'd ever seen it in its entirity. Only other time was bits and pieces on Sci-Fi.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Supafly345

The few hours I spend a year watching b-movies are reserved for movies starring Bruce Li, Bruce Le, or Bruce Lei, the kung-fu copycats.

Few hours? That's not nearly enough time dedicated to watching b-movies in an entire year. Not nearly enough.

Originally Posted by James

It was on Showtime Beyond this morning. First time I'd ever seen it in its entirity. Only other time was bits and pieces on Sci-Fi.

...and what'd you think?