Sour Skittles

[ProfessorCool]

i was eating a bag of these, and they weren't too sour, but sour nevertheless. Then when they wear all gone, i noticed there was a big clump of the sour power at the bottom of the bag.

Now I'm spitting up red aliva and I can't taste anything.

[BlueOatmeal]

I love sour skittles but they tear my mouth up to shit after 3 of 4 handfuls.

[Emu]

They're not incredibly sour, but they eat through your teeth like fuck and the sour sugar crystals or whatever the hell they are cut up your tongue. i prefer tropical flavor

[Snatchtastic]

You should have railed the SOUR POWER. Then you'd be vomiting up blood.

[The Green Meanie]

They're actually quite sweet. My first thought was, "this is a gross example of misleading advertising."

[Esuohlim]

I bet you're the type of fuck that says stuff like "Man those Fireball Jawbreakers aren't hot at all and seriously I had to put like a gallon of habanero hot sauce in my mouth with it to taste anything" or "I can bench-press a million pounds but I can do more probably because I've only done it at 3:30 in the morning".

[The Green Meanie]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I bet you're the type of fuck that says stuff like "Man those Fireball Jawbreakers aren't hot at all and seriously I had to put like a gallon of habanero hot sauce in my mouth with it to taste anything" or "I can bench-press a million pounds but I can do more probably because I've only done it at 3:30 in the morning".

I can prove that I can do neither of the above statements.

[Esuohlim]

You're also the type of fuck that disagrees with obviously outlandish statements.

[The Green Meanie]

Oh noes, you'd better call the Internet Police on me.

[Trippy]

I dislike sour candies...espically sour lollipops and skittles

[Cap'n Crunch]

WHAT ABOUT SOUR COCKS? I BET YOU LIKE SOUR COCKS.

[Drew Katsikas]

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I bet you're the type of fuck that says stuff like "Man those Fireball Jawbreakers aren't hot at all and seriously I had to put like a gallon of habanero hot sauce in my mouth with it to taste anything" or "I can bench-press a million pounds but I can do more probably because I've only done it at 3:30 in the morning".

Dude, I can fuck a girl for 3 hours without bustin'!

[Jixby Phillips]

I can fuck a girl for 3 hours without blushing

[Dynamic Dustin M.]

I can shit a turd for three hours without flushing.

[MetalMilitia]

bah, they are just another blatant attempt to extend the product life cycle of skittles. I hate stuff like that, they think
'oh shit were not selling enough skittles, call an emergency meeting!'

-at the meeing-

"right, people are not buying our product, we need a new angle, any ideas?"

-random dude stands up-

"I know! we could just sell the exact same product but make it marginally different tasting and add 'extreme', 'sour', 'mega' ect to the name."

"Good thinking, have a pay rise"

imo they should have just added regular skittles to Dr pepper. its nice.

[ThisIsWitty]

Do you see how fucking old this is?

[MetalMilitia]

Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:52 pm...old

[Pub Lover]

Internet time works at a squared factor of regular time.

It's all to do with Quorntum Particles approaching the speed of stupidity.

*Bump because I was dead.*