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Old Nov 23rd, 2003, 04:57 PM        Re: actually
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I believe she's just waiting for you to engage in some kind of simulation of various reproductive acts.
(In french - go ahead and fuck her)
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Old Nov 23rd, 2003, 07:48 PM       
Ok stop posting, I asked her out and she said yes. Alright bye.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2003, 09:06 PM       
She also said yes to the pizza man, her English teacher, and her uncle.

And me.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2003, 09:30 PM       
EAT THE AIDS. IT'S STILL OPEN. I KNOW A CRACKWHORE DOWNTOWN WITH IT ALL READY TO BE SHOT UP IN YOUR ARM IN A SYRINGE.
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Old Nov 24th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
Dude if you're in New York it might explain why she never put out.

Because she's getting mugged by a black guy or something...

Yea. Ha ha ha. No, seriously. Not too many women suddenly feel like cramming fleshy birth vehicles into their poopers after an unscupulous black man already had it there 10 minutes prior.

Or maybe I'm just bored. I don't know. Slip her a roofie or something.
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Old Nov 26th, 2003, 03:48 PM       
The only dilemma I see here is in deciding which letter of the scarlet alphabet to use. :/
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