2008 NFL Season

[WhiteRat]

Originally Posted by McClain

I'm glad Minn beat GB. Peterson is a friggin' beast.

Yes, that was a much needed win. Childress better get down on his knees and blow AP because he single handedly saved ChromeDome's job once again.

[Colonel Flagg]

I need to cleanse my palate after that image.

[pac-man]

Childress may need to cleanse his palate as well.

[Colonel Flagg]

[pac-man]

Who here gets the NFL Network? This is some bullshit. I'll have to make a 90 minute round tripper if I want to see tonight's game.

[Colonel Flagg]

Andy Reid should take a swim in a pool of urine and spunk. That would be uglier than the Eagles-Bengals game, but only just.

[Colonel Flagg]

I just love this - Ladies and Gentlemen, the starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, 10-year veteran Donovan McNabb:

"I've never been a part of a tie. I never even knew that was in the rule book," McNabb said after the game. "It's part of the rules, and we have to go with it. I was looking forward to getting the opportunity to get out there and try to drive to win the game. But unfortunately, with the rules, we settled with a tie."

"I guess we're aware of [the rule] now," McNabb said. "In college, there are multiple overtimes, and in high school and Pop Warner. I never knew in the professional ranks it would end that way. I hate to see what would happen in the Super Bowl and in the playoffs."

Moron.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

I just love this - Ladies and Gentlemen, the starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, 10-year veteran Donovan McNabb:

"I've never been a part of a tie. I never even knew that was in the rule book," McNabb said after the game. "It's part of the rules, and we have to go with it. I was looking forward to getting the opportunity to get out there and try to drive to win the game. But unfortunately, with the rules, we settled with a tie."

"I guess we're aware of [the rule] now," McNabb said. "In college, there are multiple overtimes, and in high school and Pop Warner. I never knew in the professional ranks it would end that way. I hate to see what would happen in the Super Bowl and in the playoffs."

Moron.

Roughly translated McNabb really meant, "Damn, maybe I should have tried to win that game instead of throwing 3 interceptions"

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by Pentegarn

Roughly translated McNabb really meant, "Damn, maybe I should have tried to win that game instead of throwing 3 interceptions"

Naah, roughly translated - "I should have been a lawyer, like Mama wanted."

[Sam]

Oh well, at least he can always sell Campbells Thick and Chunky.

[WhiteRat]

I know it's almost a week late, but it is unexcusable for Childress to not put the ball in Adrian Peterson's hands at least once in the 4th quarter against Tampa. He is the best RB in football and single handedly carried the team in the 4th against Green Bay. Quote the Keyshawn, give him the damn ball!

Gotta love disgraced former Vikings and now Jaguars WR Troy Williamson threatening to fight Brad Childress at the 50 yard line this weekend. What a hoser.

[pac-man]

I think Childress will put up a helluva fight.

[WhiteRat]

If Williamson throws punches as well as he catches, then yes, Childress should have no problem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81gpK...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wra8I...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WZNy...eature=related

[Colonel Flagg]

I know I've said this before, but those are some of the most spectacular non-catches ever seen in professional football. What does he use on his hands, 30-weight motor oil?

[WhiteRat]

The idiot even went to a "Nike Vision Camp" and caught over 20,000 balls in the 2007 off season and still couldn't catch shit.

[Colonel Flagg]

"Nike Vision Camp"?

Can this guy catch a cold?

[WhiteRat]

I'm not sure. After all, he does only have 4 receptions this year.

[pac-man]

Why am I convinced that the Chargers will win the AFC West?

[Colonel Flagg]

I'm glad the Eagles got trounced today. Two consecutive losing seasons will convince TPTB that changes need to be made. At the QB position and within the coaching staff. Maybe at the top?

Mr. Chunky's line - 8/18 for 59 yards, 2 INT's, 0 TD's, 7 yds rushing and 1 fumble - a QB rating of an astonishing 13.3.

Post-game faux quotation - "I didn't realize that I was supposed to complete passes to MY guys too!"

[pac-man]

The '72 Dolphins are popping the corks on their champagne. Nice run by the Titans, I never would've figured them to be the last unbeaten team when the season opened.

[WhiteRat]

We'll gladly take McNabb off your hands. We'll trade you Chestor Taylor and a 3rd round pick.

The Vikes made mince meat out of the Jaguars. Ol' Rickety Bones Gus was battered the whole game but the ol' bastard kept coming back for more. In case anyone hasn't noticed by now, Antoine Winfield is a beast.

[Colonel Flagg]

He needs a change of scenery. I'd look for nothing less than a second rounder, if I was Banner, though.

Personally, you can have Reid too - a package deal.

Incidentally, concerning the Vikes win, did "Cement-hands" even get into the game?

[WhiteRat]

No, I never saw him on the field.

[McClain]

Someone explain to me why they even chose to bench Peterson? Two series on the pine adequate for trying to send a message? Because the message I got was, "Adrian Peterson shouldn't be benched. Ever."

And I have another message:



COLTS STEAMROLL UPCOMING OPPONENTS (including loltitans) TO FINISH WITH THEIR STANDARD 12-4 SEASON WITH PLAYOFF APPEARANCE, TOO.

Easiest schedule remains. See ya' in the playoffs.

[pac-man]

Originally Posted by McClain

Someone explain to me why they even chose to bench Peterson? Two series on the pine adequate for trying to send a message? Because the message I got was, "Adrian Peterson shouldn't be benched. Ever."

And I have another message:



COLTS STEAMROLL UPCOMING OPPONENTS (including loltitans) TO FINISH WITH THEIR STANDARD 12-4 SEASON WITH PLAYOFF APPEARANCE, TOO.

Easiest schedule remains. See ya' in the playoffs.

If they beat the Titans it'll be because Fisher decides to rest his stars. They do have a cakewalk schedule for the next 4 weeks, though.