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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 11:58 PM        Drunk Driving
I just heard on our police scanner that somebody just died about half a mile away from my house. Some dude was all wasted and swirving all across the road and slammed into the other car. The intoxicated driver was arrested and the other dude is dead. Thats really all i know right now so...

Im pretty sure ya'll dont give a shit but i mean... im bored... so....
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 12:26 AM       
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 12:50 AM       
lol don't you have some cum volume calculations to do?
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 12:53 AM       
Your very funny! FUCK YOU!
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 12:55 AM       
I calculated that it would take you 15.27 times longer than a normal guy to fill a cup with jizz, due to your small balls.
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 12:59 AM       
You didn't have to get personal
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 01:09 AM       
I was referring to wreak.
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 01:26 AM       
good one chimp
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 01:38 AM       
ooh... well... YOU SHOULD BE SHOT IN THE FACE YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT! :/
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 04:48 AM       
and someone should take a shit in your mouth, you stupid puppyrapist.
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 09:00 AM       
Keep us posted on this news story!
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 09:29 AM       
I can shit in my own mouth thank you!
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 11:00 PM       
Dude, thats pretty messed up
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Old Mar 2nd, 2003, 01:55 AM       
It is good that wreak recognizes a scathing insult when he receives it, otherwise I would have been forced to calculate how long it would take him to fill a mustard jar with semen.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2003, 05:35 AM       
LETS START AN "A-CHIMP HAS A GOOD IMAGINATION" THREAD
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