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imported_Cynical.Angel · #1

i have a few theories on this particular odor:
1.)the extra skin/wrinkles hold in various food particles and sweat.
2.)the fact that thay havent left their houses or bathed in years.
3.)flesh decaying
4.)little to no sex causes extensive build up of hormones that must be realesed in the form of "old man spunk" years and years of this build up an offending odor
5.)old people dont digest their food properly expelling it in un-acceptably smelly farts
any other ideas?

whoreable · #2

WHERE IS MR ADVENTRUE

imported_Cynical.Angel · #3

James · #4

HEY, I HAVE A CRAZY IDEA!

LET'S ALL TRY TO BE LOVED BY SAYING THINGS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!

The Retro Kat · #5

Wait...is that supposed to be funny

?

FartinMowler · #6

I remember having to go to this old age home and it smelled rank.

Potpourri and piss.

pissed off salesman · #7

Actually my fine fucked up friends,

Old people smell funny because their haggard, wrinkled skin
is slowly decomposing three layers at a time. The reason the smell lingers is because the glob of dead skin that falls off of them when youre not looking, imbeds itself into every single fiber of furniture.

AChimp · #8

Old people actually do have sex. Frequently. :/

Sethomas · #9

Pictures

Perndog · #10

Old people smell because I forgot them in my trunk and they started to decompose.

Mungus the Foon · #11

actually old people smell because they play with their shit.
i used to be a cleaner in an old peoples home and one woman persistently fished turds out of the toilet and placed them in a glove on top of her chest of drawers as if the glove was holding it like a hand.

Rongi · #12

I came into this thread expecting a joke.

My expectations where NOT met

Esuohlim · #13

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vacuum cleaner have in common?

OMG THEY BOTH SUCK

The Retro Kat · #14

How do you get any chick to give you a blowjob?

Cut off their head and use a vacuum cleaner.

Spectre X · #15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynical.Angel

why do old people smell?

because God hates you.

Wiffles · #16

Old people smell funny because todays generation use a different brand of soaps and perfumes ^.^;

imported_Cynical.Angel · #17

kellychaos · #18

Babies are bald, toothless and smelly too and you don't hear people complainin' about them! ... then again, babies aren't in front of me drivin' 10 mph below the speed limit. :/

MrAdventure · #19

CYANICAL Q. ANGEL, I HEREBY PLACE YOU UNDER SENIOR CITIZEN'S ARREST FOR BEING A DUMB.

PS. IT'S BECAUSE THEY DONT TASTE SO WELL, LOL *RIMSHOT*

klownboy · #20

OLD PEOPLE SMELL... BECAUSE OF PRUNES!! BLAME THE PRUNS THEY ARE WHAT CAUSE WAR!!! need pills... fuck fuck fuck!!

Spooky · #21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vacuum cleaner have in common?

OMG THEY BOTH SUCK

If Microsoft made one thing that didn't suck, it would be a vaccum

Geggy · #22

Why are there so many strong as an ox, taller than average black people in america?

1. because they're negroes (their knee grows)
2. the white people who went on journey to find new land (america) stopped by africa to pick up slaves, they figured the strongest would be more productive than the weak, the weak were left to die without any protection from the strong
3. the weak cannot climb trees, run like a wind or have enough strength to fight, therefore they're most likely to be killed by wild animals
4. they needed porn stars with big cock!

Snatchtastic · #23

Wait, Wait, So if old people have frequent sex, and they also shed blobs of skin, wouldn't they shed blobs of skin onto the other person while thier rubbing thier wrinkly bodies on one another? So that would mean they would alter thier appearance. Just like in Mission Impossible. OMG Old people are the NEW secret agents.

Thanks oops I crapped my pants.