I have a tumor near my ear.

[Matt Harty]

Right above my jaw. It's BENIGN [/i]

[GADZOOKS]

I-mockery gives you cancer, it's obvious now.

[Boonie]

My brother thought he had a tumor behind his ear, but it was a swollen limph node.

[FartinMowler]

are you sure it's just not a pussy cyst ?

[FartinMowler]

I meant puss

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

I-mockery gives you cancer, it's obvious now.

holy shit, i think your right.

[GADZOOKS]

Nevermind he said it was benign last time I don't read the first post before jumping to conclusions.

[kellychaos]

Matt Harty has lots of womins two bring him chicken noodle soup until he is better. layer

[MetalMilitia]

All his friends will probably be holding a giant 'get well soon' party where half the town is invited. And they all donate to cancer reasearch.

[Boonie]

From a benign tumur? My freind had a benign tumor on the back of his head, and his parents didn't even care.

[kellychaos]

But then they will find out that it's benign ... but his friends will not get mad because he is Matt Harty and everybody loves Matt Harty ... but they will kid him for the rest of his life ... cause Matt Harty friends are friends for life and they will say, "Remember that one time that you thought you had cancer?"

[MetalMilitia]

[Esuohlim]

I'm just glad it's not a pussy cyst.

[adept_ninja]

general blabber should be changed to "deaths and illness"

[DeadKennedys]

Originally Posted by adept_ninja

general blabber should be changed to "deaths and illness"

Maybe you'll get a tumor too!

[Boonie]

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

Maybe you'll get a tumor too!

One can only hope.

[kellychaos]

You are a cancer to this board.

[Imadjinn]

Both my ears redularlt fill up with puss...

WANNA SEE?

[FS]

This morning, I felt a lump in my breast.

And there was a scar in my armpit.

And I found a sketch of myself as a girl in my dad's bedroom.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I can't wait 'til I get cancer.

[McMock]

Cancer is god's way of saying we should invent an anti-cancer medicine.

[kellychaos]

It certainly is a fly in God's perfect little ointment. You can plan, plan, plan and have all the blueprints of the universe and then ...

[Matt Harty]

limpoma or something

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by FS

This morning, I felt a lump in my breast.

And there was a scar in my armpit.

And I found a sketch of myself as a girl in my dad's bedroom.

Were your breasts petite and perky in his sketch. It's important.