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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 05:04 PM        TUFF GUY ACTION TOYS
this got deleted when the forum went down! so here it is again!

A new era in super heros is coming, and it's coming to your house. Advances in modern technology have been made and so has a new team of super-powered power people, ready to get IN YOUR FACE. There has never been such an in your face group of super heros. Advances in modern technology have been made to bring you:
TUFF GUYS



Dingo Rider says: "Hey 'mates'! I'm Dingo Rider! You should stay in school because learning is the way into the future! Buy action figures of me and my 'mates' and you can learn! I am Australian!"

That's our pal, Dingo Rider! He is the more wacky member of TUFF GUYS, because he is from Australia!
Let's take a look at the rest of the gang!



This guy likes to call himself Super Mario Penis! He calls himself Super Mario Penis because there is a Super Mario attached to where his penis should be!
Background Story: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a guy got into a freak fusing accident with a Super Mario! Now, he is a part of the TUFF GUYS team! He has a really big right arm!
(Action figure posable in head region only.)



Meet Roger Rabbitarm, aka Bugs Bunnybody! He was fused together in a freak fusing accident! Now he fights bad guys or something...with the TUFF GUYS team!
(Right arm posable on action figure only.)



WHOOAA!! Meet Juggersaurus and Ass Master! Here's a team who fights till the end... of TIME!
The legend of Juggernaut continues with Juggersaurus, who was accidentally fused with a dinosaur from the prehistoric times!
Ass Master was once a crash test dummy, but he was fused by accident with a guy and some items! Radical!
(Juggersaurus' arm is positional, 2 positions. Crash test dummy part of Ass Master is functional.)



Hey, it's Jet Fag! This guy is the MAN!
Actually he sucks. By the way... he is fused with a JET!!!
(Jet Fag copyright MrGruesome Inc.)



Holy cow! It's "A Burnt Truck"!!! This guy was a professional truck at one point!
Then, at another point, a fusing accident made it so he is stationary! The wheels actually fused to the body!!! This guy can kick some serious butt!
(Fused)



Hey, you remember this guy! It's Dingo Rider!
He's rockin' and rollin' in Australia fused to roller skates and a flinstone mobile!
Don't forget about the tire to which he is also fused!! WHOA! Talk about exotic!



These two can really pack a doozie!
Meet Batmobot and Patty Puddle! Here's some background information for your knowledge pleasure!
Batmobot was once a robot, but after a freak fusing incident, he became Batmobot, which means he is now part Batmobile!
Patty Puddle was once a girl, but after a freak fusing incident, she became Patty Puddle, which means she is now part of a Puddle!
Watch out for these two, do-badders!
(Both figures do not have moving parts. Ideal for infants.)



HOLY CRAP, IT'S...

GUNNATOR

Gunnator is the valiant leader of TUFF GUYS!
He kicks some major butt! He has large muscles! Now you can hear the story behind Gunnator!!!!!!!!
Gunnator was a body builder. Back then his name was not Gunnator. He got that name later, after a freak fusing accident that changed his life!
One day, he was playing with a spider, and it fused to him, causing a gargoyle to land on his head and fuse with it! This then brought on a gun which fused deep into his chest! Now he is Gunnator!
(gun does not actually fire.)



Lastly, and probably leastly, it's Trux Lax and Enimelt!
Trux Lax was a truck, but then he fused, and now he is a truck with a guy on top of him! Real wheel movement action!
Enimelt was a guy, then there was this thing, which caused a freak fusing incident! Now he is Enimelt! Holy crud!
These guys can pack a punch!
(Enimelt figure doubles as a pen.)


WHOA COOL! TUFF GUYS rock!
You should totally add these dudes to your team today!


Brought to you by me. You should buy them. They totally rock IRL.
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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 05:06 PM       
I'm SOOO getting a burnt truck.
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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 05:07 PM       
Melted toy section.
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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 06:18 PM       
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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 07:33 PM       
Dingo Rider is my new favourite superhero.
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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 08:04 PM       
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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 10:34 PM       
We need more quality posts like this.

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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 01:33 AM       
i burn toys too. It's fun isn't it?
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 01:49 AM       
There sure were a lot of freak fusing accidents.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 03:04 PM       
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This guy likes to call himself Super Mario Penis!
That is very, very sick!

Mockery's picture gave me a laugh though...
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 03:45 PM       
It didn't get deleted, I moved it to toys.
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Old Nov 30th, 2004, 07:48 PM       
Who's character is Jamesic?
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Old Dec 1st, 2004, 12:41 PM       
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My real name is James F. Martin and I'm a student from the UK.
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