The Japanese People

[Jixby Phillips]

The japanese people came from Korea and China around 700 BCE. They intermarried with the people of another place. They are harrier and flatter-faced and smaller and broader than Chinese people. when they started they wrote myths about their origins.

[DamnthatDavid]

And that still does not explain where Eskimos come from, you sonnva bitch.

[Captain Robo]

And then, ANIME

[Spectre X]

Because of the abundance of tentacle porn in Japan, it is a common misconception that the japanese males have tentacles instead of a penis.

The truth is, that the Japanese male, in fact, has a prehensile penis.

[BAPE]

[center:e87c31246c]yea i dont know about you guys but i hate anime too it sucks am i right maybe if you are a kid and like pokemon that is one thing but even then it is no excuse haha you must be 13 years old to register on the boards[/center:e87c31246c]]

[James]

I could totally see Jixby hosting a history channel show about this.

Kind of like that skit with Bob Odenkirk on TV Funhouse.

[kellychaos]

And they can't drive and they're always wearing cameras around their neck and saying "Aaah-So!" ... hahahahahahahahahaha :/

[VolCanon]

lol they can drive but they DRIVE ON THE LEFT!!! OMG THE STRANGENESS!!
And being a dentist pays less than being unemployed in Japan, LOOK AT ALL THEM BROWN TEETH! SEXY!