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Old May 19th, 2004, 09:57 AM        THE ENTERTAIN -ROG- WHILE HE'S AT WORK THREAD
Ok, let's see what ya got... nerfherders.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:02 AM       
I'M NOT HERE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT

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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:05 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:06 AM       
-The eyes are the only part of the body that never grows, they are the same size when you are born as when you die. Unless you get killed by an eye shrinking machine.

-Dean Martin once stopped Frank Sinatra from throwing his loyal manservant of twenty years off his private plane after he made Sinatra's coffee incorrectly.

-You are more likely to die in an accident involving your refrigerator than you are to win the UK national lottery jackpot if you buy a lottery ticket.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:12 AM       
My grandpaw once shot an elephant in his pajamas. Turns out it wasn't an elephant, it was elephantiasis which he had in his scrotum. This is why dypsomaniacs with elephantiasis should nto hav access to guns, no matter what the NRA has to say in it's recent pamphlet "Drunken Old Folks with Elephantiasis and the Second Amendment".
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:14 AM       

HERE'S AN ILLUSTRATION THAT GETS POSTED A LOT!
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:18 AM       
OAO finally unveils his gargantuan member to an adoring public
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Old May 19th, 2004, 10:40 AM       
Keep 'em comin. I'm here for quite a while today. o.O
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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:04 AM       
Sweet Jesus!!!!!! No lunch for Cosmo.......blech!!!!
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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:07 AM       
What do you mean 'no lunch'? That guy could feed a family of four for a month and there would still be leftovers.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:15 AM       
oh oh i have something! give me a couple of minutes...
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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:27 AM       
here are some pictures of protoclown that i dug up that crack me up:



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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:35 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2004, 11:58 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2004, 12:29 PM       
Damnit Karen, I do NOT need to associate Proto with Milla! My attraction to him is much different than my attraction to her. MUCH.























Ok... well... maybe just slightly.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 12:46 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2004, 01:40 PM       
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She actually looks good, for a change.

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Old May 19th, 2004, 02:19 PM       
nope.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 02:31 PM       
http://2flashgames.com

That should ENTERTAIN you. But watch out...some pop-ups come along with it I think.
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Old May 19th, 2004, 02:34 PM       
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OK, maybe you'll be less threatened by this site: http://photoshopcontest.com/
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Old May 19th, 2004, 02:45 PM       
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OK, maybe you'll be less threatened by this site: http://photoshopcontest.com/
Threatened my ass. SA is blocked by the content filters here at work, along with a bunch of my other favorite sites. And why would you post links to a huge site that most people (myself included) know about and check on a regular basis anyway? Why not just post a link to MSNBC.com while you're at it?

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Old May 19th, 2004, 02:54 PM       
I have a delishous recipe for deviled eggs I can throw your way.
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