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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 02:06 PM        is it wrong
to date a guy who's 15 years older than me???
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 02:07 PM       
what is this a sitcom?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 02:09 PM       
Probably you should define "date."
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 02:18 PM       
Date = put his penis inside her.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 02:26 PM       
think of that when she was 15, he was already 30.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:10 PM       
like having fun, nothing serious. i'm 24 btw. i'm way past statutory.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:30 PM       
And this isn't your father?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:39 PM       
It's okay as long as you don't mind your kids getting fondled to hell.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:41 PM       
aslong as you have fun...or whatever floats your boat.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:45 PM       
Shut the fuck up, fat man.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:55 PM       
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my dad was taken.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 04:37 PM       
Ah.

Sis got to him first. Okay.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 11:37 PM       
It's totally not wrong for a young girl to date a middle aged man. I do it all the time.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:02 AM       
Kat we've got ourselves a problem here. since you came out of the closet such posts from you cause some kind of blood flow in my organism that I'd prefer to avoid.
Please stop.
Or post more pics.
thx mkay ?
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:30 AM       
UR JUST PISSED CAUSE IM 2QT



Its cause im a good looking young man and you want some of that shiyat, c'est vrai?

Cause really, I didn't understand what you said.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:32 AM       
well.
just gay fantasies, you know.


(edit : plus I'm drunk so FUCK YOU)
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:46 AM       
I drank a coke can filled with Jack yesterday. Good times.





(no fuck you)


Seriously, though, going out with a 40 year old dude is gross.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:50 AM       
I've fucked guys 10 yrs younger than me and it was just ok although I wouldn't seriously "date" them (as in be obliged to talk and shit - just too dumb).
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 08:48 AM       
Take his age, divide by two, add seven. If you are not that old, it is wrong.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 09:42 AM       
ROOK, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE 2.5 YEARS SHORT. YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS HEREBY VOIDED.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 09:33 PM       
fuck it, for years i've been fighting to keep mathematics and sex apart and it appears that i've lost.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 12:03 AM       
On the other hand, they are just numbers.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 12:10 AM       
Unless you count PENIS SIZE.

In that instance, mathematics and sex are inseparable.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 02:14 AM       
Yeah but when you get older, nothing is worse then having a mid life crisis then getting your boy/girlfriend's AARP magazine in the mail.
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