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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 06:37 PM        KAT OUTTA THE CLOSET
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IM A GHEY :/





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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 06:58 PM       
That was always obvious.

Now get back IN the closet where you belong.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 07:23 PM       
it's ok babe I like sodomy.

whaddaya mean, no ?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 07:58 PM       
...I'm so shocked I'm gonna use a Family Guy quote:

''Stewie- YOU GO GET A JOB!''
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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 09:27 PM       
Yeah really we should make a rule if you come out of the closet you have to lock yourself back in, good idea sports.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 01:00 PM       
Oh man, now it feels weird thinking back at all the times we showered together.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 01:39 PM       
Retro Kat, I have to ban you, cuz you know, we like, ban those who are "ghey". Sorry, I don't make the rules around here, that's just the way it is.

Oh wait, YES I DO!
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 01:48 PM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 06:31 PM       
Wait, you're a guy?



Now my whole world is upside down.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 11:34 PM       
Don't worry pjane, i was never really sexually attracted to you. Our love was totally platonic.

Rog, Fuck.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 07:40 AM       
Oh, like THAT's gonna make me feel better. You're pretty insensitive for a fag.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 10:32 AM       
omg now hes gonna be shopping with the girls
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 10:33 AM       
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You're pretty insensitive for a fag.
That is the best line ever and I'd put it in my signature if it wasn't celebrating baby times :<
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 11:01 AM       
will your signature grow with my belly?

and hip hip hooray for kat being gay! celebrate!
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:12 PM       
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You're pretty insensitive for a fag.
That is the best line ever and I'd put it in my signature if it wasn't celebrating baby times :<
What are those things, anyway?
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:15 PM       
what, signatures?
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:20 PM       
i think he means the :<

congrats on bein a homo, rk!
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:32 PM       
No, Baby Times or whatever.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:34 PM       
Glowbelly's having a kid and my signature celebrates it as fiercely as black history month.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:37 PM       
Oh, I thought you were talking about the cat and the rabbit thing.

Anyway, enough of this poppycock. Let's get back to Kat's faggotry.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:53 PM       
RETRO YOU EVEN *LOOK* AT ME FAG-EYED AND ILL FUCKING BEAT YOU UP

BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 12:56 PM       
FS YOU EVEN GET LOOKED AT ALL FAG-EYED AND ILL FUCKING BEAT YOU OFF
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 04:27 PM       
It's Richard Simmons that really give this thread its greatness.
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Old Aug 24th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
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You're pretty insensitive for a fag.
That is the best line ever and I'd put it in my signature if it wasn't celebrating baby times :<
I'll take it!
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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 08:17 AM       
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It's Richard Simmons that really give this thread its greatness.
Richard Simmons gives everything greatness!

Oh, and I think I'll use a Family guy quote!: (Can you use a colon after an exclamation mark? Oh well)

"Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons' best friend, Richard Simmons!
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