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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 12:46 PM       


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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 01:35 PM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2005, 05:33 PM       
Just getting up, after eating and after drinking alcohol were the weakest moments for me when I quit. If you can keep yourself strong shortly after those moments, most of the rest of the day is a little bit easier if you keep yourself busy.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 02:07 AM       
Become religious, then give up smoking for Lent. It's amazing what the force of will can do when it has a divine guilt complex fueling it.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 03:48 AM       
Don't go cold turkey, it doesn't work. Ween yourself, and a trick my friend taught me, if you are around your friends and they are smoking just hold a ciggarette in your hand but don't light it. The urge to smoke goes almost completely away, if you need to light it after a while it is ok but you will find yourself smoking alot less and maybe even putting that cigarette back into your pack at the end of the day.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 06:13 AM       
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GAHHH NOOOO! Caffiene is bad for me, I can't have it. God I'm sickly. I'm actually not to have caffiene, I drink only water and I eat very healthy. Smoking is my only bad habit, maybe some green tea might work. You're a darling McClain! And dreddi all I know are smokers, you give bad advice, burn in Hell.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 09:00 AM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 09:18 AM       
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You guys take things WAY to seriously! For the idiot that started this useless thread, you came to a "We Mock You!" web site asking for quit smoking advice? Boy are you dumb. It's an open invitation for us to make fun of you!
redleader do you see anyone else in this thread trying to make fun of Carnivore?



And I dunno about advice. When I want to quit something, I quit something. I've never been one for bad habits, really. I quit alcohol two, three years ago cold turkey and it was ok
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 09:59 AM       
The glue helped a lot, didn't it?
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 10:25 AM       
Eat a cigarette.

You'll never want to smoke one again.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 10:58 AM       
Actually I have eaten a cigarette, it didn't do anything. I'm going cold turkey, but I expect to slip a little now and then. I figure as long as I'm not smoking more than 1 a day I can do it. I'm just trying to be careful about going nuts.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 11:05 AM       
Sellotape cigarettes to a large metal tray and just smash yourself repeatedly in the face with it for a couple of days, you definitely won't want to smoke or see again.
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I don't get it. I mean, why did they fuck with the formula? Where are the car songs? There's only one song about surfing and it's a downer!
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 11:20 AM       
get pregnant.

actually, about 5 days after i found out i was pregnant i was in the midst of some serious morning sickness and i leaned over smelled the ashtray that i had.

i now forever have that association in my head.

a clockwork orange baby.

works like a charm.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 11:28 AM       
When I only have one cigarette a day, it only enforces how much a drug it is for me, as I get a bit of a simulant rush off the first few puffs.
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Old Feb 4th, 2005, 04:56 PM       
It's not so much the method of cessation so much as the true desire to quit and what motivates that desire. Keep reminding yourself of why you're quitting.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 01:38 PM       
i'm with glowbelly on the quitting due to pregnancy; smoke makes me so nauseous when i'm pregnant. but i always end up smoking again afterwards. i don't smoke around my kids, though, so that cuts me back quite a bit. i just like smoking. plus, it helps me get that rasp i love when i sing. :O
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 01:49 PM       
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Ok let me elaborate. Without spending money. I'm trying to just not buy anymore and going "cold turkey" (I hate that phrase). I can't use gum, patches or any of that shit. It's been 2 days so far and I'm wearing down.
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 04:58 PM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:00 PM       
hey it do work
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:05 PM       
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:06 PM       
i know somebody who quit smoking this way
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:11 PM       
That wouldn't happen to be a Looney Toon, would it?
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:12 PM       
every time my friend russ wanted a cigarrette he would do a line of coke...well at least he doesnt smoke anymore

honestly, all that gum shit and patches and whatever doesnt do a damn thing. just do what carlin did when he was addicted to cocaine. smoke a little at time. like half of how much. then keep halfing and halfing until you dont smoke at all. or you smoke like 0.234873ths of a cigarrette
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Old Feb 7th, 2005, 05:16 PM       
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That wouldn't happen to be a Looney Toon, would it?
no one in my school (and i am not a tiny toon you geekwad)
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Old Feb 8th, 2005, 01:36 PM       
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