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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 08:16 AM        Will Hung's 15 Minutes
NEW YORK - Who needs "American Idol"? William Hung doesn't — he already has a recording contract.


The singer, who became a fan favorite — but not a judges' favorite — during open auditions for the Fox series with his spirited version of Ricky Martin (news)'s "She Bangs," has signed a deal with Fuse Music Network and Koch Records.


His debut album, tentatively titled "The True Idol," is scheduled for release April 6, it was announced Monday. It will contain "She Bangs," along with another Martin hit, "Shake Your Bon Bon," and a cover of Elton John (news)'s "Rocket Man," which Hung sang recently on "The Ellen DeGeneres (news) Show."


And for those of you hankering for more Hung, the disc will include a 40-minute DVD with behind-the-scenes footage from his studio recording sessions and fan questions and answers.


"He may not be the next American Idol, but he is definitely a star and inspiration to everyone who sings in the shower," said Marc Juris, president of Fuse, which will exclusively air his "She Bangs" video.


Koch Records general manager Alan Grunblatt was even more effusive: "He is the new Elvis!"


Hung, a 21-year-old Hong Kong native and civil engineering student at the University of California, Berkeley, has inspired fan clubs and Web sites that sing his praises.


Meanwhile, back at "American Idol," eight of the 12 finalists have been chosen. The remaining four will be announced this week when "wild card" singers — those who didn't get enough votes the first time — come back for a second chance.

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Hung should definately invest in a t-shirt that says "Shh! I've still got 7 minutes left!"

Seriously, if this doesn't make you lose all hope in humanity, I don't know what will. Luckly, by the time his album is actually out, he'll already be a distant memory.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 10:35 AM       
he cracks me up in a wierd uncomfortable way.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 11:30 AM       
thats kicks so much fuckin ass.

way to go Hung!
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 03:19 PM       
haha what the that guy can't sing!!!
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 09:07 PM       
I think the third season of American Idol already has a winner.
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 11:40 PM       
I think this was staged
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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 11:46 PM       
People are assholes and they think they can make it up by pitying losers and calling it "rooting for the underdog"

Fuck them.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 12:27 AM       
i've never watched the show, but i saw this awful guy sing on a commercial. one of the judges said he looked like a pencil salesman. i wonder if he's him.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 12:36 AM       
He's the Asian guy with a head shaped like an egg.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 12:48 AM       
I bet he jerks off to a lot of freaky asian porn.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 01:13 AM       
I bet he doesn't even have a penis.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 02:26 PM        Re: Will Hung's 15 Minutes
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Hung should definately invest in a t-shirt that says "Shh! I've still got 7 minutes left!"
My god that was hilarious.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 05:37 PM       
My god I want to probe your ear drum with my cock.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 08:09 PM       
He should his change his name to Well Hung.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 12:45 PM        Hung Rules!
- And you should change your name to Ding Dong.
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Old May 22nd, 2004, 05:56 PM       
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My god I want to probe your ear drum with my cock.
I bet you would want to faggot.
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Old May 23rd, 2004, 03:54 PM        Re: Hung Rules!
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- And you should change your name to Ding Dong.

And you should change your name to "I have nothing better to do than post in old threads because I'm such a huge fag."
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