What sort of animal would you be and why?

[mesobe]

hes a big glob of talking meat paste

[ArrowX]

I would be bigfoot so all i would do is walk around and shreik at people like mad thn beat them to death with my meaty fists

[Matt Harty]

I would be a cheetah.

[mesobe]

Id blast Matt with a 9mm rifle and use his cheetah hide for gitch

[Matt Harty]

I bet.

[Flynn]

I would be a scorpion, making my home in people's shoes during the night, and stinging the humans dead in the morning. Then I would laugh a scorpion laugh, and clack my claws together to spell out, "Ha Ha, guess you should have checked your shoes, bitch."

[Mike]

No you wouldn't.

[Sajuuk]

I would be a hermit crab.

[ArrowX]

I wanna be a bear then if people got in my way I could Maul them and let them live forever Hideously disfigured

[mesobe]

that happens when a bear chews on your head like a lolipop.

[slavemason]

That's right, Dragonfly! I'm sick of being a mammal. ZOOM!

[Flynn]

On second thought, maybe I wouldn't want to be a scorpion. I think I'd want to be a Blue Whale. They're supposed to have the largest penis of any animal on earth.

[mesobe]

dreaming of a larger penis eh?

[Flynn]

Yes.

[LegoLars]

I would like to thank these great people for making this wonderful thread come true:

Mr. mesobe
Mr. Ghost of Fraiser

Mr. Cap'n Crunch
Mr. ScruU2wice
Mr. Jixby Phillips
Mr. Mike
Mr. El Mariachi

Mr. MEATMAN
Mr. Matt Harty
Mr. Flynn

Mr. Sajuuk

Mr. slavemason

and last, but not least, myself for even bother to post in it.

Thank you.