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Old Oct 23rd, 2006, 11:06 PM        Cosplay Faggot Annalysis
I couldn't resist googling the term cosplay in images. I quickly found this monstrosity. Instead of just labelling them gays as a group, why not point out their individual, faggy attributes?



So, first thing I notice. Look at the badass in front, with his middle finger out like that. Wow, I'd be all out of his face, if he wasn't a crossdressing homo, holding a giant serrated buttplug.

Next you've got Chief Peterpuffer, wearing the big feathery native hat. I think he's got a gay sword back there too. That or he's giving himself a big plastic reach around. He also appears to be groping himself.

Next there's the tranny on the right. Well, tranny or crossy, still a fruity bastard. A flamboyant pink jumpsuit, featruing a gay look in his eyes, and a rose of some sort in his hand. I can't tell whether he's under the arm of Chief Peterpuffer or giving the old Harry Brawns to the guy with the plug.

Over to the right, it appears to be a disturbed, violated Marry Poppins. I mean holy shit, look at her (her?) face. Doesn't look like she wants to be photographed, there, with those people, in those clothes. But she is. That or she just passed a second stillborn. Moving on.

I'd rip more on her costume, if the Green Giant Faggot wasn't there. I'll bet him and buttplug have got the 'Finger Bang' down. That flower-hand-gun-gesture makes me sick. Why not just show us your rainbow complemented ass beads you faggot? This guy seriously does not deserve to live, anywhere.

Next to him is a retarded puppet. More worryingly however, is well... I don't know what that thing is. I can't tell whether it's a man, or a woman. I'm assuming it's a hermy. Every anime click has a giant hermy friend. For some reason, I think this thing has a day job; a women's hockey league player (dyke) nicknamed the Big Lebowski.

Finally the last one. A bath robe with a sealy wrap, with flip flops or without, is NOT a traditional japanese garment. More importantly, you're not even japanese. You're the whitest person in the photo. I mean holy fuck, can't ONE of your gay friends take you shopping at the Gap? Oh yeah, they're busy shaving their legs. I don't know what her paddle is for.

Well there it is. Comment on this one, or post your own. Maybe if enough people are offended, someone will put an end to 'cosplay'. Anyways, let's forget that last eyesore, with some good, wholesome, American values.

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Old Oct 24th, 2006, 12:14 AM       
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Old Oct 24th, 2006, 08:22 AM       
Is that guy's sword made out of starfish?
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Old Oct 24th, 2006, 03:48 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2006, 04:09 PM       
I'd quote it for truth, but it's too fucking HUEG so there's no real point.

Whoever's reading my post right now- go read what he wrote.

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Old Oct 25th, 2006, 08:18 PM       
I'd agree with you 100%, but it's been said before by many people.

What I hate most is when men dress up as women. Ewww.
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Old Oct 25th, 2006, 09:03 PM       
Yeah, the red-headed guy about made me vomit.
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Old Oct 25th, 2006, 10:36 PM       
Im going to hurt myself because I know most of those charcters and like that show
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Old Oct 25th, 2006, 11:30 PM       
emu that text is hard to read you know, for pepole with glasses like me that hurts my feelings.
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 09:27 PM       
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God help you if you're in that picture. I'll bet you are. I'll bet you're buttplug, aren't you?
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Old Oct 28th, 2006, 11:10 PM       
Fuck no. Id never do a cosplay. If I did then I would seriously kill myself. I only watch some of it. Thats 1 of 2 anime things that I like. The other is Cowboy Bebop. So yeah. Im not too horrible.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 05:53 PM       
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Fuck no. Id never do a cosplay. If I did then I would seriously kill myself. I only watch some of it. Thats 1 of 2 anime things that I like. The other is Cowboy Bebop. So yeah. Im not too horrible.
I have more respect for the faggots that dress as women than I do for the ones who dress as anime characters.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 07:11 PM       
I dont get it.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 07:38 PM       
He likes drag queens, not cosplayers.
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Old Oct 29th, 2006, 09:17 PM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2006, 03:30 AM       
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Fuck no. Id never do a cosplay. If I did then I would seriously kill myself. I only watch some of it. Thats 1 of 2 anime things that I like. The other is Cowboy Bebop. So yeah. Im not too horrible.
That doesn't make any sense. You claim that you hate anime, but still you watch it?
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Old Oct 30th, 2006, 07:21 PM       
I hate the unimaginative. Those people in the Doug costumes look retarded, but in a funny, happy kind of way.
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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 12:36 AM       
I like anime, but i hate the bastards who dress up in these horrible costumes. 99% of them are awful, and basically gives anime a name of cross-dressing retards.
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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 10:20 AM       
I don't know about that. I've always disliked anime fans, but I figured the crossdressing was optional.
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Old Nov 1st, 2006, 07:38 PM       
Cross dressing in cosplay is what I meant. No one wants to see a fat 22 year old dressed up as some chick.
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I appreciate how you all changed your opinion to coordinate with mine!
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Old Nov 2nd, 2006, 10:36 PM       
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Old Nov 3rd, 2006, 08:38 AM       
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