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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 06:07 PM        if a girl texts me back instantly
is she good in bed? i ned everyones advice because this may be a serious pinnacle in my life and honestly i didnt know of anyone else to turn to. also if she sends pic messages does that mean she wants me to get her pregnant?

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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 07:02 PM       
If she text messages YOU she is not good in bed. She is homeless and stole some fat yuppies' phone. She needs a place to crash. Hopefully you can drug your parents long enough to let her in, have her tie you up, flog you within an inch of your life, color the tip of your who who black and shove a lit candle up your ass.

She will forget to rob you, enjoying the sight of you bundled, blackheaded and romantically lit for the hobo waiting at the door.

If she send you pics, by law she is barren. You have a better chance of impregnating the hobo, who is about to sodomize you.

I hope this helps!
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Old Dec 20th, 2006, 11:18 PM       
Now now, let's not be too hasty Terra.
eggy, it is entirely possible that she may be good in bed. Since she texted you she must be a slut with no better option. Then again there may be a reason why no one else would want her. You got a 50/50 chance. Let us know the outcome.
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 08:57 AM       
generally, if a girl texts you, it means she'll slip her finger up your ass during sex. Make sure you check her hands to see how big her knuckles are, and wipe your ass really good.
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 10:01 AM       
Come to think of it, I have knuckles the size of a gorilla.

Let's have teh text yokeman!!
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 10:59 AM       
She has abnormally long fingernails, so watch out for bowel perforations....
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 01:02 PM       
Shes abnormally bitchy too.
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 02:20 PM       
bitchy women will snake a finger up your butt just as quickly. :/
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 02:22 PM       
you guys sure know alot about girls :O
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 02:44 PM       
Hey Man, I've been around the block a few times.
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 03:46 PM       
Did you just out yourself?
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 07:35 PM       
I wish I had text when I was a teen. I would call my girl friend Debby and she would put me on hold, then I'd hear a moan and noises like someone was in the room with her
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Old Dec 21st, 2006, 08:07 PM       
man lay off her she was just trying to get to dallas
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Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 07:19 AM       
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no...but I"ve seen a few porno movies so I know the score.
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Old Dec 25th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
texting leads to intercourse

merry christmas!
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Old Dec 26th, 2006, 10:16 PM       
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