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Old May 31st, 2006, 08:30 PM        OSMONDS GONE WILD!!!
This is kind of old, but I found this news item pretty amusing. Marie Osmond's kids have been making their presence known on the internet, and it's causing a SCANDAL!!!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_obje...name_page.html

27 May 2006

AND THEY CALL IT PUPPY LUST..
Marie Osmond fury at daughters' net filth


Ryan Parry Us Correspondent, In New York

SQUEAKY clean 70s pop star Marie Osmond was furious when her two teenage daughters put obscene messages and photos of themselves on the internet.

The raunchy profiles on website MySpace.com left by Jessica, 18, and Rachael, 16, were revealed by an American magazine.

Jessica, who uses the screen name "F*** Off", claimed she is bisexual and wants sex on a daily basis "as many times as possible".

She listed her favourite sexual positions and revealed other details of her sex life.

And among her heroes the teenager - raised as a Mormon like her mum - lists Adolf Hitler.

Photos of Jessica, who was adopted by Marie and her husband Brian Blosil as a child, include a close-up of her with a pierced lip. Meanwhile Rachael described herself on the site as a "whore" whose biggest fantasy is to sleep with ageing rocker David Bowie.

Her page now appears to have been removed from the website.

Marie, 46, said in a statement after reading her daughters' web comments: "I am saddened by some of the choices our children have made. Like any other parents we had hoped to deal with these challenges privately."

She added: "The insidious potential for harm from adolescent internet sites like myspace.com only exacerbates these kind of problems."

An insider close to the family said: "She's always had her hands full with her children."

Deeply religious Marie had hits in the 70s including Who's Sorry Now to become a star alongside her brother Donny.

He also had a big solo hit with And They Call It Puppy Love after years performing with their seven brothers.

The family were brought up as devout Mormons by their parents George and Olive and projected a clean-living image.

Jessica and Rachael are the second and third of Marie's eight children.

Twice-married Marie has been hit by postnatal depression, her mother having a stroke and troubles in her marriage.

In 2001 she broke down during a church service in Orem, Utah.

The MySpace social networking site claims to have more than 70 million members worldwide.

But it has sparked controversy from critics who say it attracts sexual predators who attempt to groom their victims online.

Several US students were arrested recently after posting plans for a Columbine High School-style massacre on the site.

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Other than the fact that this is Marie Osmond's kids, I don't see what the big deal is. Kids post this shit on myspace all the time. And one of them has Adolf Hitler listed as a role model? Maybe Mormons have finally discovered Irony!
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Old May 31st, 2006, 10:05 PM       
I always thought Marie was a slut and couldn't fault her for it although I always felt she was chickenshit about it.
Too much fame and money'll drive you back into the closet.

Thank God her kids broke through her tightassed, holier than thou, skank oppressed persona and exposed her for being what she really is afterall...just a normal mom with kids on the internet.
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Old May 31st, 2006, 10:07 PM       
I have a mormon fetish.
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Old Jun 5th, 2006, 12:28 PM       
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Thank God her kids broke through her tightassed, holier than thou, skank oppressed persona and exposed her for being what she really is afterall...just a normal mom with kids on the internet.
I'm waiting to see if pics of Marie surface on the internet. With a religious streak wide enough to advocate 'banning da interweb,' you just know she was in a few scat porn flicks.
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Old Jun 9th, 2006, 05:12 PM       
Proof positive MYSPACE IS THE DEVIL!

I once met a chick on it and set up a date, then when she showed up it turns out she was underage. lousy adultophiles.
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Old Jun 10th, 2006, 07:58 AM       
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Rachael described herself on the site as a "whore"

Good times.....
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