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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 04:44 PM        Attention All Newcomers!
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You will happy to know that you have Graduated, yes that's right graduated from I-mockery, us old farts just can't keep up with your chipper antics and you have proven yourself worthy of higher boarding.

You all ACED Professor Kellychaos's "Dumbing it down" Courses

And you all did stellar in Doctor Burbank's "Old Fashion Cynics 101"

You even passed Protoclown's "Means of Endurance" classes with infallibility, not even myself has seen in the many years I have been at this institution.

While others like young Rongi have yet to make the grade, I and I speak for the rest of the Board Officials here, congratulate you whole-hearted and with aspiration for your young ,bright, long, and profitable futures.

As for now, you all must take your seperate ways, we will never forget you, no matter how hard we could try.

Now please direct yourself to
www.delphiforums.com/ and we will see you at the Alumni Reunion July 21st, 2027!

-Professor Jonathan "Cool" Powers

We will now have Class President Esuohlim sing the school's Fight Song.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 04:56 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:02 PM       
Am i sill a new comer?
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:42 PM       
Nobody signed up for my "Make threads about animals" course. I'm going to lose my job at this university.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:45 PM       
POTOTOES!
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:57 PM       
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Nobody signed up for my "Make threads about animals" course. I'm going to lose my job at this university.
Yeah my "Tips on Cool" classes didn't go well either

Did you see what Dr. Boogie was wearing, unbelieveable :watercooler
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 05:59 PM       
EVERYONE TAKE YOUR HATS OFF FOR THE SCHOOL FIGHT SONG (YES, EVEN JEWISH PEOPLE )

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STRIVE STRIVE STRIVE FOR VICTORY
DRESS DRESS DRESS FOR SUCCESS
STRAIN STRAIN STRAIN TO BE TRIUMPHANT
...OH WHO AM I KIDDING? SONG OVER *tweet*

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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
My history class did well.
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 06:02 PM       
You mean "Pogo Politics"?
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Old Nov 10th, 2003, 09:15 PM       
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