What do you do when...

[MLE]

...your boyfriend belches at you during a kiss?

seriously, should i break up with him, guys?

[weirdie]

Just laugh and get on with your life.

[MLE]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. GOD I HATE YOU.

[weirdie]

Actually yeah I do. I've had my boyfriend burp while kissing me and it's not that big of a deal. What are you, Catholic or something?

[MLE]

SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD BE BANNED

[weirdie]

Originally Posted by MLE

SERIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD BE BANNED

Because you're so stuck up that a guy can't even burp at you?

[Anonymous]

WHAT THE FUCK

[MLE]

i'm sorry love. i didn't mean for you to know my true feelings on this

[Anonymous]

:CRY

[ItalianStereotype]

cut a hole in his throat so that you can kiss him without that being an issue

[Anonymous]

burps go through the throat

[CaptainBubba]

My girlfriend goes "did you just burp?... gross" then says she needs a minute.

THEN DUMPS ME. X:X:X:X:X

[MLE]

OMG SHOULD I REALLY DUMP HIM?

[liquidstatik]

YES IM DYING MY HAIR PINK

[MLE]

AWESOME

NOW BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND

[pjalne]

Does Chojin know you're a catholic?

[Helm]

burps go through the throat

...and out of the said hole instead of one's mouth. Come on Chojin get on with the program.

[Sacks]

Was it a huge burp, or just a small burp? What had he previously eaten? Do you think he had it in for you? Also, were you rubbing/patting his back? Were you trying to work it out of him? Maybe you WANT to break up with him! MAYBE IT WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG!

[FS]

But burps go through the oesophagus or whatever, so the hole should probably in the side of the neck, shouldn't it? Helm, help me out here, you've probably seen more open throats than I have.

And the answer is to fart in his mouth LOL

[MLE]

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT

THANK YOU ALL I'M SO HAPPY I DON'T HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH HIM. AND I'M NOT CATHOLIC. OR CHRISTIAN. OR RELIGIOUS.

[DeadKennedys]

If you're going to have a boyfriend, get used to it. It's going to happen on both ends whether you like it or not.

If you're not ready to handle something like that, then you shouldn't be dating :/

[MLE]

shut the fuck up

[Anonymous]

yeah, really.

if humor was a brick, you still wouldn't get it if it hit you, but I'd really be a lot happier about the situation.

[FS]

yes, ironically, deadkennedys getting hit by a brick would be humor.

[sadie]

my oldest son claims it's wrong the way we encourage babies to burp and burp big and loud and then all of the sudden it's wrong and we get mad at them for doing what we taught them.