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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:52 AM       
Belching during a kiss is hardly grounds for dismissal. But farting during a blowjob is crossing a line and I'd bounce him out the door if he did that.

Or light up his fart and see what pretty colors come out of his ass.

Your call either way.


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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:57 AM       
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my oldest son claims it's wrong the way we encourage babies to burp and burp big and loud and then all of the sudden it's wrong and we get mad at them for doing what we taught them.
I was really sick one time and dropped by my then-girlfriend to pick up something I can't remember. Since she chose this particular day to actually treat me alright, she held me and stroked my back for a while, and I guess my baby instinct kicked in or something and I burped on her.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:17 AM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:04 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:13 PM       
uh shouldnt you be talking to your BOYFRIEND about this and not US

anyway thats what us guys do get used to it i know girls never burp (yea RITE) but if you hate it so much go les or something
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
Depends on how much you care for the guy. It starts with belching and then moves to farting while making love, peeing on you in the shower just for a goof and just goes down the shitter from there. I think you have to nip it in the bud now if it really bugs you. Show him you need respect.

But do it in a respectable way or else he'll get radical and ban you from here and we don't want that.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:17 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:19 PM       
I had a feeling you would say that.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
I had a feeling you'd have an uninteresting reply to that. And this.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:37 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:50 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 10:06 PM       
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Belching during a kiss is hardly grounds for dismissal. But farting during a blowjob is crossing a line and I'd bounce him out the door if he did that.

Or light up his fart and see what pretty colors come out of his ass.

Your call either way.
Hey, blowjobs are relaxing. Sometimes you can't help letting one slip.

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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 10:07 PM       
so far perndog has been the only help. c'mon guys.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 10:20 PM       
Oh, hi MLE.

I say just burp back. Then you're even until he does it again.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:01 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:12 PM       
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Actually yeah I do. I've had my boyfriend burp while kissing me and it's not that big of a deal. What are you, Catholic or something?
god at least there is one sensible person in the group

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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:18 PM       
If he truely is a man, and has balls, he will burp....you will have to accept that we ALL burp. Sometimes in stressful moments it gets hard to hold it back, probably won't be the last time it happens....
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:20 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:24 PM       
I know geez let it go he burped! God! It was just a burp!
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:46 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:48 PM       
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:48 PM       
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 01:49 AM       
Seriously, I believe it would all depend on his reaction after he belched. If he said right away "Excuse me, sorry about that"
And just looks embarassed about it, then it was just an accident.

If he laughs, or smiles, and thinks the entire thing was humorous, then that is different. Demand a apology, if he gives one right away, keep him.
If he gets defensive, dump his ass.
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