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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:08 AM        Kirk Cameron says you NEED to be a Christian
This is SA's Awful Link of the Day, but it's so fucking great, it REQUIRES posting here, just like that rap group who pretends to be members of COBRA.

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

Kirk Cameron (from Growing Pains) is on this site as an interactive video, encouraging you to be a good Christian. It starts off with "Are you a Christian?" I selected "No," and he got all faggot on me. He made me go through the 10 Commandments and shit.

It's fucking hilarious, because it's Kirk Cameron threatening you with God's hatred for sinners.

"Does the fact that you have sinned against God scare you? It should."
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:12 AM       
Oh God, it's so much fucking funnier when you click Yes.

I'm lightheaded from laughing so hard. Your brother? Your father? jhfjshkasdf HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:14 AM       
I'll only change my religion if told to do so by Boner Stabone.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:25 AM       
that site has been around for a loooong time
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:29 AM       
I met Kirk Cameron last summer at church camp. :o
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:49 AM       
"If you have told even one lie, that makes you a liar. The bible warns that all liars will have their part in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 21:8)."
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:55 AM       
he was in that movie about the second-coming-of-christ, where all the christians just disappeared out of their clothes and shit. my mom gave me a copy of it years ago, along with a making-of-the-movie i never watched.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 12:59 PM       
If it means being closer to Kirk Cameron, I will accept Jesus as my savior.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 01:44 PM       
man, what the hell would I do without fine christains like Kirk Cameron to help save my everlasting soul?
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 02:47 PM       
Fuuuuucked up.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 07:16 PM       
My favorite parts:

-Kirk talking about your family. The brother's white, the dad is black, and the mom is chinese.
-The picture of the chimp holding a book that says "God Doesn't Believe in Atheists"
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 07:20 PM       
James, that's an ORANGUTAN!

but it's still funny
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 07:37 PM       
I thought those were only orange-brown. This was black.

Regardless, the hilarity is great no matter what kind of monkey/ape it was.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:10 PM       
"And that's what I want to give you: State of the art biblical weapons"

haha, if you click on the 'I'm a pastor' option he doesn't try to get you to buy anything. I thought by the 9th question he was gonna be on his hands and knees crying for you to buy his state of the art biblical WMD. BUT I DON'T KNOW GUYS IF I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEIR RETURN POLICY IS LIKE. I WISH THEY HAD SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. :<
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 08:45 PM       
My favorite part was when kirk kept trying to sell me that god damned "kit" he made or whatever.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:02 PM       
"please don't let your loved ones go to Hell"
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 09:57 PM       
fucking proselytization!
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:23 PM       
"On our website you'll find plenty of FREE material "

Christians would make great porn salesmen.
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:56 PM       
They sure would!
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Old Oct 25th, 2004, 11:58 PM       
You know guys, I'm not christan
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 12:03 AM       
Holy crap that's funny.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
Kirk Cameron is a sandy little vagina
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 05:42 AM       
All kidding aside, this website is so goddamn space age it blew my sunglasses off.
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 07:14 AM       
i like ray comfort!!
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Old Oct 26th, 2004, 09:58 AM       
Kirk Cameron is my Hero. His hair is so dreamy
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