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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 09:41 AM        A Parting Gift
Dear "All Goth-Like Entities",

I graciously offer to you "The Book Of Counted Sorrows" in exchange for your immediate departure. In accepting this gift, you agree to leave and be free to do with the poems whatever most gives you pleasure ... cutting, self-mutilation and other forms of torture are not only suggested but encouraged. Here's a taste:

from Sole Survivor

The sky is deep, the sky is dark,
The light of stars is so damn stark.
When I look up, I fill with fear.
If all we have is what lies here,
this lonely world, this troubled place,
then cold dead stars and empty space...
Well, I see no reason to persevere,
no reason to laugh or shed a tear,
no reason to sleep or ever to wake,
no promises to keep, and none to make.
And so at night I still raise my eyes
to study the clear but mysterious skies--
that arch above us, as cold as stone.
Are you there, God? Are we alone?


If willing you'll receive THESE and other tasty treats of self-deprecation as well.

Yours hatefully, Kellychaos
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:46 AM       
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The light of stars is so damn stark.


Well, if you care about rhyme more than quality.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:57 AM       
brb. i'm gonna turn the oven on.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:03 AM       
Methinks my bug zapper has lit the way for the wrong insects. :/ For God's sakes, don't go to the light!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:09 AM       
*self mutilation*
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:11 AM       
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*self mutilation*
Consider castration more as a gift to humanity.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:19 AM       
My God, you goths. Look at what you've done! :/ You've taken away the only midget lady clairvoyant with a weird voice that I'll ever love. Damn you! Damn you all!
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:23 AM       
I already broke mine off in your ass Kelly. :/
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:35 AM       
My set of tweezers has already taken care of that little problem. :bitchslap
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:46 AM       
*Shrugs* Your the one that stuck tweezers up your ass.

Anyways this prosthetic one has customizable size. DOAN BE JEALOUS.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 11:50 AM       
Tweezers up my ass! Hey! Wait a miiinnnute. Don't try to be charming with me! I damn thee to the "Land of Tears"! Infidel.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 01:40 PM       
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My God, you goths. Look at what you've done! :/ You've taken away the only midget lady clairvoyant with a weird voice that I'll ever love. Damn you! Damn you all!
check out the dates, genius.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2003, 11:44 AM       
You forgot to add that I was talking about the wrong character altogether, genius inifinity.
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