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Old May 18th, 2003, 04:30 PM       
Not from Masturbation, but oversexing caused me to cum blood one time....

hehehe....
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Old May 18th, 2003, 06:27 PM       
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My penis is stronger than god.
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Yes, exactly. Praise it. And then bring me a beer.
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Old May 18th, 2003, 09:08 PM       
his one time when i was 14, I was jerking off with my penis too close to a playboy magazine, i accidently gave it a paper cut. The scar is still there.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 03:47 AM       
no problemo on the praise, helm.
and maybe, just maybe, i'll bring you a beer after you MOW THE FUCKING LAWN and PICK UP YOUR GODDAMNED STINKY SOCKS.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 07:53 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
so get your own beer, dear.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 05:12 PM       
you guys make my dick hurt!
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Old May 19th, 2003, 05:22 PM       
ONE TIME I WAS MASTURBATING AND A SPANISH GUY CUT ME AND STOLE MY WALLET
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:08 PM       
heh

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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:11 PM       
Thank you for posting.
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 05:26 PM       
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Old Jun 1st, 2003, 08:00 PM       
One day I was masterbating and when I reached my peak at a record 5 seconds I streched my legs out and got a horrible cramp and couldn't move for a good few minutes.


So there I am on my bed, limp penis in my hand, covered in semen hoping that nobody decides to come in my room and see whats going on.


Nobody did so I cleaned up and continued on my shameful life.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 10:13 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
My penis was chopped off in a truffle shuffle accident


Poor Secret Squirrell has never been the same since
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