Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas man what a great movie, its so good, here's my favorite parts:
when the clown holds up a balloon animal do the bowtie killer and says "LOOK A GIRAFFE!" and the bowtie killer says LOOK, A FIST and punches the clown
when junior walks into the bedroom and sees the clowns and goes "oh my god, they're all retarded!"
when junior runs the bases with the baseball bat and beats up all the kids on the bases, runs to home base and starts going "TOUCH DOWN TOUCH DOWN TOUCH DOWN TOUCH DOWN!"
when john ritter is all "HE COULD BE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!" and then it cuts to later and his bitchy wife is all PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES???
When junior and his dad are chasing after the bowtie killer with a gun and REAL WILD CHILD plays
The Closing Credits featuring the beach boys!!!
When junior holds up the dirty pan and says to the nun THIS ONE LOOKS KINDA LIKE YOU!
When junior pees on the campfire and goes "IGNORE
THIS"
When the parrot says "dickhead"
When John Ritter gets shot in the prune and that weird sad devastating music plays and its all in slow-motion
When Flo Healy is trapped in the trunk of the car, and a dog is there and shes like I HEAR SOMEONE OUT THERE, I CAN HEAR YOU BREATING, and then the dog runs off and it cuts back a little later and the dog has gathered a bunch of other dogs to come and check out whats going on
When Big Ben Healy pays junior to hand out bumper stickers and pins and it instantly cuts to junior throwing them away
When the snobby girls says junior is gross becuase he's adopted and he goes nuts and ruins the party
When junior says "We could have a problem!" and it cuts to john ritter going "I think we have a problem!"
When John Ritter has gone mental and he's about to smother junior with a pillow that says HOME SWEET HOME on it
when john ritter goes mental and he is tearing through juniors room (after he got kidnapped) and he finds all the rude pictures junior drew and starts sarcastically commenting on them all "OH NICE ONE YOU LITTLE CREEP" and then the tone changes when he finds the last drawing was of john ritter and it was all nice and hes like "all this time he actually liked me
"
when junior brings the bear to the campsite and in a lot of shots its all fake looking (yes I know later in the scene there IS a FAKE bear, but the one thats SUPPOSED to be real is all fake looking and its hillarious)
When John Ritter steals his jerk neighbors car and he backs back up to take the "SUPER DAD" hat off his head and put it on his own head
When Junior sees John Ritter and goes "I've never seen a grown man wear so much blue!" and then he lies and says HIS favorite color is blue
The scene where the gynocologist can't keep the lady parts in the ladypart model and says her green thing is brown
When he pees in the lady's face as a baby
when the bowtie killer throws the dumbell up to the warden and when he catches it he flies off the balcony
when the bowtie killer goes mental on the prison psychatrist and then escapes!!
when the credits start playing and junior goes "WOAH WOAH WOAH, HOLD IT!' and the credits screech to a halt and he pops up and talks about how problem child 2 is coming to theaters very soon! (VHS RENTAL VERSION ONLY)