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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:05 PM       
FROG BASEBALL



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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:19 PM       


FLAMING BUCKET OF DOOM

+100 fire

cooks all meat cards and meatman and meatmom...
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:25 PM       

Maggot Attack Card
Consumes all Meat Products
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:27 PM       
Bad Cereal



+20 nausea to weak-stomached pansies.
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:32 PM       


wizard

+50 magic

gives anybody who posts a red x AIDS...
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:40 PM       


+2 EYEBALLS

+2000 VISION
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:44 PM       
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:44 PM       


Botched Laser Eye Sugery
Instant Blindness of all Eyes.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 12:10 AM       


CAR CRASH

any card not wearing a seat belt gets +1000 damage

all insurance quote cards get a +1000 bonus

points double if drunk...
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 12:19 AM       


BEN STEIN/CLEAR EYES

Eliminates redness and has an ingredient to moisturize.
also cures blindness

+2000 Ben Stein's money
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 12:41 AM       
"Countdown 2 Extinction"

All cards of a certain type are destroyed, and cannot be replayed during the game. Player may pick what type.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 01:36 AM       


HAIR:

200+ Shitty Hair Points.

Destroys Patrick Steward Card.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 02:34 AM       
ONE TRICK PONY



Jeanette must find a new schtick before the monotony drives someone to kill all the animals in the world.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 03:07 AM       
I'm really sorry Perndog but im afraid you've been



ZORKED!
The player of this card has ZORKED you, in a Zorking, your points return to 0 and your cards have been disqualified for this page number and all multiples of this page number.

Those in the next slot of play who challange the ZORKED card will face the same penalties as one who is being ZORKED, to pass a challange from Zork saving you from a ZORKING, you must play a card of a Baldwin brother that is not ALEC or STEPHEN BALDWIN.

you may not pass Go or collect 200 points.
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 03:12 AM       

HABIB
Golden Warrior of Allah

Habib HATE Clever Bear minus one hundred poings to clevar bear and KEVEAN SMITH fro maknig CLEARKS 2

plus one hundrend ME HATE YOU

plus ALLAH and YEMEN are win


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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 03:13 AM       
Unless you can prove that thats a baldwin brother willie, you just got ZORKED
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 03:21 AM       
DANIEL BALDWIN



PROFESSOR COOL CAN SUCK IT
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 03:27 AM       
habib doesn't have to follow your rules he only does what allah tells him and thats it

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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 03:32 AM       
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your both zorked

FOREVER
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 03:43 AM       
w/e

-willie
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 03:50 AM       
Ok WILLIE, I played your Games, Now you will Play Mine.



Patrick Pedofile's Secret ChallAnge

Bonus: the extra A adds 25 Fabo-Points

For the next 10 players they are allowed to partake in this cards event. After they play their card they are to guess what is in Patrick's Pants, if you guess correctly you will recieve 1000 Bonus Points, those who get it wrong get a emotionally scarring from Patrick himself. Dare you take the challange, Patrick hopes you do!
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 04:00 AM       
I play the Card of Invisiblity



The Holder of this Card is allowed to Play One other card without being attacked back in turn.

And I release this card, to attack Patrick. Before I escape into the night.

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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 04:39 AM       
JWAS THATS OME KIND OF APRIL FOOLS JOKE OR SOMETHING :/
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Old Apr 1st, 2004, 05:46 AM       

Drunkard also gains the ability to ignore the last 5, and next 5 cards...
Because he's drunk! GET IT! GET IT!
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