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Old Aug 11th, 2005, 04:47 PM        Sports Fan Kills Wife For Wanting To Cuddle After Sex
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PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
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Old Aug 11th, 2005, 06:27 PM       
Seriously, one good crack to the grey matter should have been enough. He was just out of control.
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Old Aug 11th, 2005, 09:38 PM       
I wonder what his team(s) were.
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Old Aug 12th, 2005, 03:36 AM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2005, 04:23 PM       
I can't imagine it being anything but a baseball game. And 70 shots should have cost him a good 2 innings.

70 shots? Come on. 40....50 tops.
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Old Aug 12th, 2005, 09:21 PM       
Maybe he hit her twice, and then decided he should go for more to see if he could plead insanity.
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Old Aug 13th, 2005, 11:51 AM       
See, I could never be a psychopathic murderer. Seventy shots is just too much of a commitment for me ... through in all the physical conditioning, the clean-up, ect. ... I mean, that's just nuts.
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Old Aug 14th, 2005, 12:56 AM       
I really didn't see a need to read more then the first paragrapg
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