LET'S DO MAD LIBS >:(

[James]

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[Emu]

PLURAL NOUN - Skunks
VERB ENDING IN "ING" - turning
NOUN - onions
NOUN - bottle of blood
PLURAL NOUN - books
PART OF THE BODY - duodenum (sp )
NOUN - terrier
VERB ENDING IN "ING" - swimming
ADJECTIVE - putrid
PART OF THE BODY - pinky
VERB ENDING IN "ING" - yaking
NOUN - chunk
NOUN - keg
PART OF THE BODY - nasal cavity
ADVERB - quickly
PART OF THE BODY (PLURAL) - anuses

[James]

AFRAID OF THE DARK

I was home alone and scared out of my SKUNKS. I could hear the wind TURNING and off in the distance an ONION was howling. I crossed the room, locked the BOTTLE OF BLOOD. and climbed into bed, pulling the BOOKS over my DUODENUM. Then it happened. I could hear a TERRIER SWIMMING up the PUTRID stairs. My PINKY stared to chatter and my knees were YAKING. The CHUNK was thrust open and there was a huge KEG with hair all over his NASAL CAVITY. It was my fathers. "Hi, we're home," he said QUICKLY. "Hope you weren't afraid of staying home alone." "No," I said, lying through my ANUSES.

[FPS Andy]